Me: *checks wattpad*
Human Journals story: update me! It's been so long!!!
Me: but... i still need to sort out my plans for you
HJ: do ittt
Me: LEAVE ME BE DARNIT!!!!
HJ: you haven't planned anything!!! You've been writing other stories!!! How dare you!!!
Me: *flips table* I CAN'T HELP MY FLOW OF INSPIRATION, SO YOU KNOCK IT OFF, STORY!!!
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Me: *picks up table and other stuff I threw*