washinghoe

* screams *

gatholine

@washinghoe mood
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coolgorldd

*6 year old me*
          
          Brother! You wanna play dress up?

coolgorldd

We can both be princesses! :D
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washinghoe

@__Elizaaa__ 
            
            I wanna be the princess!!
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coolgorldd

*runs in your room crying* IM SAD :((

coolgorldd

W-wait!
            
            
            He apologized...!
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washinghoe

@__Elizaaa__
            
            You’ve married an Icarus... Now go and get my gun. .
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coolgorldd

My husband had an affair *laughing turns into sobbing*
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washinghoe

Ayo, my mom be crushin’ on this ‘Squip’ dude. 
          
          But I called dibs the second she gave birth to me.
          
          Plus, she’s married to my dad, so-

momisms

uh
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washinghoe

like , you know im gay why would you do this
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everyonesdad

I love you
          
          *aggressively strums guitar*
          
          biTcH

washinghoe

@Originality__ 
            
            Okaaay.. I’m sorry.
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everyonesdad

@washinghoe but why I just wanted to express that you’re my favorite qmq
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washinghoe

this message may be offensive 
@Originality__
            
            Get the fuck out of my room.
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_gambler-

I know someone who is afraid of spiders and I want payback-

_gambler-

@washinghoe I think I can avoid questions, so go ahead.
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washinghoe

@My-Dearest_Layla
            
            I wanna rub it in their faces so bad
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_gambler-

@washinghoe Thank you, I may be around more often. But just in general, don't tell my other brothers and sisters, you're my favorite!
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