wassupbaboons

OH MY GOSHH!!
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND THANK YOU GUYS FOR 200 FOLLOWERS AWEE!!
          I was kinda planning on just making a birthday post for myself since I love talking on my birthday about random stuff and my feelings but 200 followers??
          that’s such a compliment knowing that you guys love my comments and my very perfectly curated reading lists!! 
          it’s honestly helped me so much with my confidence and implementing my vocabulary here into the real world and legit being the funniest person on earth cmon now!!
          umm I don’t have much to say but I probably will later at night when i start thinking about my age and- oh my gosh?? the age that I am rn used to feel so..cool but like now that I’m the age, I still feel like im someone barely entering highschool? just with more responsibilities and a lot more knowledge of how cruel the world can be, but also how much more beauty there is as well. so cute!
          well happy birthday to me and very very grateful for the 200 people, oh and happy anniversary to another year of being unemployed woohoo! #healingsalad or #thickthighpussysad? #stillcoolguys #f5ve #gofollowmytumblr..maybe?

well damn at least give me a no or smth.. just jk! 
          (no like actually gimme like a no or something so i can just go ahead and delete the other comment instead of looking like im schizophrenic)
          uhh chat am i muted! 
          
          anywayss jennie’s ‘less than a lover’ is SOOO GOOD but just so yall know; the reason why she didn’t kiss the guy is cause I was waiting for her at home sooo sorry guys!
           #sosad #imblowingyallupbru #swagnomore??
          

WAIT..do yall want my tumblr? I got like kinda no followers on there since I made it a couple weeks ago but at the same time I wanna write a lot since as yall can see here I absolutely love writing about stuff!
          I got a ton of stuff coming my way with senior year and everything and I really wanna be able to write about it and even talk about it sooo uhh just let me know yall, gimme a simple yes and ill totally drop the link or something (pls say yes..or idk actually im kinda nervous about doing this) either way ill still continue to write updates here since honestly this community is amazinggg!!
          alr bye chat!

https://www.wattpad.com/story/412751582?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=wassupbaboons 
          
          long time no see guysss!! trust me I’ll be updating my more often, rn im just preparing myself for my senior year! (oh my gosh pls don’t try to guess my age or mention anything about ittt)
          but I just wanted to let you guys know about this fic.. it legit left me speechless and tbh this is one of those times where I wish I could’ve made a separate reading list of “fics I finished but were genuine pieces of art” instead of just fics I read cause I wanted some smut lol
          but uhh yeah totally recommend reading it! second half stressed me out like crazy but at the end of this fic idk i felt..proud of both of them? to put it simple ig
          ngl though it was kinda deep and I can’t do deep rn as im trying to take in my transition of finally becoming a senior which tbh arrived so much faster than i expected..im a bit nervous honestly.
          yeah I need to go now and read a fic that’s gonna go and rot my brain (either with a really good plot or smut idk im still deciding)
          10s for this fic- oh and there was this other one I read also by the same author so im guessing their fics are probably just peak ig
          see yall later chat! #quietonthecreek #senioryear?? #typeshi

swag ahh new profile!! dw guys I get it it’s sooo cool and amazing and so swag that im legit gonna come back and actually read these amazing fics againn!! 
          ngl..i read one like yesterday and I realized that this is what life is about yknow? like lemme get inspirational for a sec..wlw is life.
          reading about girls kissing and doing the macarena on the bed..is what life is about.
          reading about a girl id get on my knees for and another girl who id let use the strap on me..in a 60 chapter heart aching leg shaking slow burn..that’s life. 
           #wlw #swagnewprofile #whoremembers #uhh..idk

welll i think I’ve responded to every comment reply and question..and ngl i gotta start reading again cause OH MY GOSHHH
          i can feel myself not being the freak i used to be..my words aren’t as articulate as they used to be-NOOOO
          so even though sureeee right now school is shoving a pencil up my butt every day..i think it’s time for me to start commenting about begging lisa (or jennie) to shove their strap up my ass instead- OH MY GOSHH!??
          see normally this type of stuff i would say on the daily, but after not reading for MONTHS..this feels vulgar..
          guys I can’t let this happen..I can feel myself devolving (more than we ready are lol) #followmeonmyjourney #dontworryimstillswag

yall ima be so real with yall..i ACTUALLY HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE NOW AHHHH!!
          yess bro im not some lonely ahh person anymore, ive been locked in with my health and lost about 20 POUNDS!! (after not being able to lose for more than 2-3 years)  (maybe like 6 or 7)
          MY SOCIAL SKILLS ARE PEAK and to be honest the only thing i did was get rid of the idea that if i go up to someone they’re gonna throw tomatoes at me lol- YESS TRY IT AND I PROMISE COMPLIMENTING PEOPLE CAN BE A REALL GOOD WAY TO START A CONVO!!
          sorry i gotta relax BUT YAYYY!!
          and to all the anti-social people or just people who may have social anxiety and that’s what’s been holding you back..trust me i KNOW.. i HAVE social anxiety and im such an over thinker but pls don’t let that take over you.
          plus it must’ve been my maximum swag that attracted everyone to me lol #igottagetbacktoreadingwattpad #igottagobacktomyroots #swag

ALRIGHT YALL.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME YAYYYY!!!
          i don’t think I’d ever imagine myself coming over HERE and celebrating my birthday but wtv, who gives a flying fuck cause this app is the SHITT
          another year older and a hundred times more SWAGGIER
          this year i really put myself out there and.. oh my gosh the way so many opportunities came my way..i honestly had started sobbing one random night in “disappointment” from wondering how many CRAZYY opportunities i could’ve received if I hadn’t HID MYSELF..so pls yall this is a huge advice from me to you and from my experience to hopefully ones that won’t become yours. #swaggierbythesecond #plssocializeanddontisolateyourself #baboon..yayy!!

whatever jennie just did (showing us her samantha and rachel)..THAT WAS FOR ME TRUSTT
          REF PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE PLSS ID GLADLY DIE THERE- WHO SAID THAT!?!
          she’s just..such a leg opener yall omgg
          like yall.. ALL 20 FINGERS THE STRAP ISNT WNOUGH I NEED HER TO REVERSE THE MITOSIS PROCESS AND AMALGAMATE OUR CELLS TOGETHER!?!! 
          BOOM SHAKALKA SHES TRYNA KILL ME OH LAWDDD #onmyknees #givemefiveminutesandahairtie #jennie..havemercy 
          
          (honorary mention to that thunder choreo lisa did..she was reminding us she’s a top yall)
          

yall the body roll between jenlisa during KTL..it just granted me 10 EXTRA(L) years of my lifespan HOLY FUCKING SHIT WERE BACK RAHHH!!
          also they’re new song JUMP is honestly a jam..especially that lil high note jennie did lol
          p.s. they can JUMP on me- WHO SAID THAT!?! #jenlisaisfuckingback #dreamrides #swag