wassup baboons ;)

May I ask?, what's your exercise routine, I want to get my muscles back, please and thank you 

im not gonna lie tho i gotta start reading here again..I haven’t been on here for about almost 2 months now..no wonder my vocab has went a little dry (oh no!)
          I will NOT have dry ahh humor.

yall ima be so real with yall..i ACTUALLY HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE NOW AHHHH!!
          yess bro im not some lonely ahh person anymore, ive been locked in with my health and lost about 20 POUNDS!! (after not being able to lose for more than 2-3 years)  (maybe like 6 or 7)
          MY SOCIAL SKILLS ARE PEAK and to be honest the only thing i did was get rid of the idea that if i go up to someone they’re gonna throw tomatoes at me lol- YESS TRY IT AND I PROMISE COMPLIMENTING PEOPLE CAN BE A REALL GOOD WAY TO START A CONVO!!
          sorry i gotta relax BUT YAYYY!!
          and to all the anti-social people or just people who may have social anxiety and that’s what’s been holding you back..trust me i KNOW.. i HAVE social anxiety and im such an over thinker but pls don’t let that take over you.
          plus it must’ve been my maximum swag that attracted everyone to me lol #igottagetbacktoreadingwattpad #igottagobacktomyroots #swag

bro.
          i just wrote down a ton of advice and it just deleted itself cause it’s “maximum amount”.. give me a couple days or weeks or idk how long to calm down first and then I’ll see if I have the will to write allat again (im in shock)
          p.s im pretty disappointed cause the advice was stuff that i PERSONALLY experienced and was hoping that with what i write it would help those who might be having trouble in their social life.
          anyways..uhh yeah #heartbroken
          AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD FUCKING ADVICE TOO BRU UGHHHHH!!
          i was getting in the groove and everything lol..maybe even a little emotional  #loveyall

ALRIGHT YALL.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME YAYYYY!!!
          i don’t think I’d ever imagine myself coming over HERE and celebrating my birthday but wtv, who gives a flying fuck cause this app is the SHITT
          another year older and a hundred times more SWAGGIER
          this year i really put myself out there and.. oh my gosh the way so many opportunities came my way..i honestly had started sobbing one random night in “disappointment” from wondering how many CRAZYY opportunities i could’ve received if I hadn’t HID MYSELF..so pls yall this is a huge advice from me to you and from my experience to hopefully ones that won’t become yours. #swaggierbythesecond #plssocializeanddontisolateyourself #baboon..yayy!!

whatever jennie just did (showing us her samantha and rachel)..THAT WAS FOR ME TRUSTT
          REF PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE PLSS ID GLADLY DIE THERE- WHO SAID THAT!?!
          she’s just..such a leg opener yall omgg
          like yall.. ALL 20 FINGERS THE STRAP ISNT WNOUGH I NEED HER TO REVERSE THE MITOSIS PROCESS AND AMALGAMATE OUR CELLS TOGETHER!?!! 
          BOOM SHAKALKA SHES TRYNA KILL ME OH LAWDDD #onmyknees #givemefiveminutesandahairtie #jennie..havemercy 
          
          (honorary mention to that thunder choreo lisa did..she was reminding us she’s a top yall)
          

yall the body roll between jenlisa during KTL..it just granted me 10 EXTRA(L) years of my lifespan HOLY FUCKING SHIT WERE BACK RAHHH!!
          also they’re new song JUMP is honestly a jam..especially that lil high note jennie did lol
          p.s. they can JUMP on me- WHO SAID THAT!?! #jenlisaisfuckingback #dreamrides #swag
          

dude what the freak..i just realized i got over 100 followers..? (from commenting..!?)
          ngl yall are gonna make me think im genuinely funny..which i AM (i think)..BUT GENUINELY HOLY SHIT IM KINDA GOATED!?
          im pretty sure tho a good portion of the followers are people who like my reading lists..which is VALID cause i do the same lol
          ANYWAYS whether or not yall followed me cause of my reading lists or my comments (or even on accident) I just wanna let yall know that my bio does NOT lie so..if yall EVER wanna talk about smth (whether it be casual or more personal) don’t be afraid to start a conversation here, I truly won’t mind! #swag #nonchalant #myscreenbrightnessisburningtheshitouttamyeyesrn
          

https://www.wattpad.com/story/334392355?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=wassupbaboons
          
          dude i just spent these last couple days reading this and the sequels..all of yall can fuck off. (I just finished the book a couple minutes ago and im still sobbing lol)
          genuinely tho, it’s definitely a slow burn (which I normally don’t really like) but it was worth it, the story is a little confusing in the beginning (if you choose to read it, dw the beginning info isnt TOO important) the plot is just..wow, and the WRITING..ugh i couldn’t stop reading..and crying. gosh the writing just felt so REAL
          p.s. im also just very sensitive to endings..UGHH my heart hurts (not in a bad way dw)
          the ending wasn’t even bad im just sad whenever the story ends..oh gosh now im crying again lol  #didyoujusttwisttheknife #swag #definitelywasntsobbingnonstop

HOLY SHITTT I WAS LITERALLY FALLING TO KNEES AFTER SONG AHHHHH!!
          i was speechless..and also screaming at the same time lol
          THE DANCE MOVES UGHHH- i was literally turning into a freak guyss
          AND ALSO KALI UCHIS!!??
          
          but truthfully by the end tho i was so close to crying, i felt so proud of her omgg 
          my heart was just filled with so much genuine awe of her..she’s was ETHEREAL  #jenchella #fineshyt