❝you're a drug dealer.❞

~ ❝Weed is not a drug, it's a plant therefore I'm a florist.❞

➖ "calling bad" 
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Indie || 17 ||  ♀|| Aquarius || Junk food eater || procrastinator || ukulele player || TØP || the killers || Melanie Martinez || couch potato || queen of unicorns || insane weirdo || too punny for you || sarcasm is my second language || Percy Jackson || sponegbob || Marvel || Harry Potter || Sherlock 


[ hell to the no ] 

Follow for follow • follow to unfollow • reading request • hate • negativity • general mean people • raining on my parade

[ hell to the yeah ] 

Friendship requests • puns • lame jokes • Harry Potter, marvel, and TØP lovers • Pizza in return for friendship • sarcasm •
Weirdness 










If your poor soul has read this far write ❝I think I just pooped glitter.❞ on my mb oh and *gives you a cookie*