Hey, I can make a song about your teeth ' black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'
You could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb
You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home she got arrested for littering.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen
You're so ugly even Bob the Builder couldn't fix you
Yo mama is so stupid that she starved to death in the grocery store
You're so bored with your life you're reading this
You're so stupid when you made a mistake on the computer you used white out
Your mamas so fat when she got on an aeroplane it turned into a submarine
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
