Kid: Mom can I get a popsicle?
Mom: No honey you'll spoil your lunch-
Kid: AAaAAaAa (screams in the background)
Narrator: Hey parents, tired of those out-of-control kids throwing embarrassing tantrums wherever they go? At the grocery store. On the playground. Even at the dinner table. You've had it with parenting. But wait! There's a solution! Introducing NapTime, the latest, most effective tool for child tantrum prevention. It's simple! Just douse a rag with our patented sleepy time formula, place it over your child's cry hole, press and hold gently for eight to twelve seconds and presto! No more tantrum!
Mom: I was beginning to think adoption was the only way out. Then a friend of mine introduced me to Naptime! It's never been so quiet around here! (cue child falling down)
Narrator: The secret lies in Naptime's revolutionary fast asleep formula developed by military trained scientists doctors from NASA. Naptime's powerful molecules rush to the child's brain on contact, gently inducing instant tranquility.
Doctor: This is chloroform.
