Greetings fellow humans (or non humans, I'm not one to discriminate)

I could be awkward and formal and go "there are two of us here" but i'm not about that life, so...

HI. My name is [Jess] but majority of people on here know me as Jorja so... whatever. My main account is @littleredrydenhood

I'm really fucking awkward, so like... bare with me as I awkwardly introduce myself. 

I am a confused-lesbian non- binary bean. My pronouns are They/Them and yeah. 

I also have a wife who's rad and (sim) children called Alb and Ino with said wife, so. My hypothetical family is lit.

I'm also Carry On trash so I'll gladly strike up a conversation about Simon and friends... and boyfriend. I'm Snowbaz trash

...okay bye *points over at Maax*

Sup Assbutts, I'm Maax. (Yes with 2 A's deal with it) The other person of this awkward af account.

 Jess is my best friend, sibling, and partner in crime. Don't touch em cause I've watched a lot of Supernatural... and they have a wife

Pronouns are He/Him.

🏳smol Pan-Poly bean🏳

My main is @stoner_snoopy

See ya ma dudes. ✌
 #RIPAllTheGoodMusicians
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*Some famous emo quotes mostly about ryden from our video chats of 2k17-2k18*

Ryan Ross ruined my life
- Maax 2k17

Im gonna name my child sporks-are-rad 
- Jess 2k17

Oh yes daddy
- Maax 2k18

Can Sandwiches be our always?
- Maax 2k18

Jily is real, we are jily trash
- Maax and Jess 2k18

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The year is 2089 when Jess and Maax die. Their funeral is held a few days later.
*Destroya plays in the background* 
* Jess and Maax rise up from their graves* 

Jess: Bitch i thought we told you not to play that song at our funerals.

Maax: Oh well guess we'll go haunt cape town now.

Jess: Really?

Maax: Why not? You only come back from purgatory once.

Jess: Fine.

Maax: Let's go get some cheez whiz. I was in that coffin forever.

Jess: Rad.

Maax: As rad as Jon Walker's flip flops?

Jess: Jesus help me.