looks into the camera like jim from the office or ben from parks and rec.
by "these weird fanfictions" i mean tim x moby. the bob duncan fanfictions. the dan and phil one-shot i wrote where dan was shrek and phil was fiona.
and of course, the andy beirsack x reader that sticks with me to this day, even though i read it 3 years ago.
and let us never forget the opening sentence of my first ever book, that i wrote when i was 9:
"hai! :3 my name is lea, but call me blade. call me lea and ill cut chew x3" IM NOT KIDDING, I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP. TOO BAD I DELETED IT ALL.