KIT !

@DEDUCTIIONS / and you saying this is biphobia is panphobia

@watsonisms /   that is biphobia

@DEDUCTIIONS / you have no taste at all  

@DEDUCTIIONS ; absolutely not , i have way more dignity than that , of course . i have no readon whatsoever to tell you / why / i moved . you're a stranger . 

clearly more than “all right” if you react so tensely . pray tell , did this / friend / of yours happen to be the reason you moved so suddenly to a different country ? the woes of unrequited sentiment . always amusing to me . 

@DEDUCTIIONS ; * at the mention of tiberius , he tenses and crosses his arms . * he ' s alright . 

@WAITINGSCOT ; my best friend . well , / was / my best friend . and then i told him i loved him . and then he didn't tell me he loved me back so i fled the country with my great - great - great - great - great grandmother . i know what you ' re thinking , / isn't that a little immature ? / and it is , yes . . . but i do not care . it ' s what i deserve . * he gasps dramatically * sherlock is / not / a dick . he is simply better than everyone else . and yes , books . a tv show , too ! and a movie . not that good though . i prefer benedict cumberbatch ' s rendition . absolutely amazing . rdj's was kinda a hoe . loved that shirtless scene though . benedict ' s wears the purple shirt of sex , so that one ' s a step-up . 

what was that ? about some “ty” ? do you have a friend despite your long middle name ? or boyfriend , i don’t judge . but — uh . okay , now you’re kind of creeping me out a little . of course i know sherlock holmes , though i like his live-in blogger better . sherlock is kind of pretentious . annoying . all right , frankly , he’s a dick . what are you talking about , books ? ! 

@WAITINGSCOT ; oh my god , amy pond just called me kid . i'm gonna have to tell ty about this . . . when i talk to him again . * he mutters the last part to himself * okay , so , basically ! you've probably either been recorded this entire time or you've entered a parallel universe . like , you know sherlock holmes ? he ' s got books . but in your universe , he ' s probably real and you've probably met him . . . / have / you met him ? please tell me you have ! it'll fulfill my fanboy heart . 

@watsonisms /   how very rude —

/ like srsly wtf you bastard 

@noturwatson ;;
            
            yeah  -  sherlock && john .
            maybe not the best , but i 
            love them .

@noturwatson ; 
            
            it seems so . * he smiles lightly * were you raised by your uncle and dad ? i ' m being raised by a distant relative ' s friends . tessa and jem . 

@noturwatson ;;
            
            seems we have quite
            a bit in common , huh ?

@rapierwits ; no , that ' s kieran . . . i ' m just gay . very , very gay . well , bisexual , but gay . i was pinned to the floor a day ago . so gay . 

was your life briefly centered in texas , cowboy ?

@rapierwits ; you don ' t know me . you don ' t know my life . 

@sherlockisms ; there is no such thing as demon pox . . . i think . 

closer to a successful tactic . but i fear that would only work on actual people . . . unless you're willing to catch demon pox .

@sherlockisms ; exactly . i thought ahead . i can slay them with my wicked good looks .