ashbill_n
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J-hope has me swerving all over the damned place today. He needs to stay in his damned lane and leave me and Jimin alone.
watts_a_bts_bias
watts_a_bts_bias
Yes, I’d like to report Park Jimin for attacking me in the IDOL teaser. He and his friends Kim Seokjin, Kim Namjoon, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook ganged up and attempted to murder me. I’m currently scalped and snatched. If you find Park Jimin please arrest him and bring him to me and give me the key then leave us alone. I’ll take care of the rest. Thanks.
BAEPSAE_butterfly18
@watts_a_bts_bias Don't forget, if you find any of his friends leave them with me. Keep your eye out for Kim Seokjin for me.
watts_a_bts_bias
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Jintro is out!!!!’ Red alert. Approach with caution bitches he ain’t fucken around with us this time. Hang on to your wigs. Mine’s in China.
BAEPSAE_butterfly18
@watts_a_bts_bias To this day my wig is still in the basement of BigHit, along with the rest of the innocent wigs BTS has snatched over the years from us. I think Jin took a special liking to mine bcause every time I get a wig he tAKES IT AGAIN.
JeonggukEyy
Thanks for the follow!
watts_a_bts_bias
It’s my birthday today! I’m officially 35. Go me. I made it . This year, I took BTS’s advice and decided to love myself. I’ve made many changes in my life to improve my health and well-being. Last November I changed my diet and went back on medication, two months ago I started exercising and a month ago I quit smoking. I’ve lost 30 pounds and I’ve gained back a lot of confidence. I haven’t felt this good about myself in a good time and I know that this is the me that I and my family deserves.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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watts_a_bts_bias
@SugaWithThatTae thank you so much! You are one of my favorite authors here. Your books are amazing and so entertaining. Thanks for sharing your talents with us. And thank you for taking the time to send me a birthday message :)
watts_a_bts_bias
Holy crap! I just saw on Twitter that some Cali ARMY adopted a coconut crab for Namjoon at the San Diego Zoo! How adorable is that? Of course, coconut crabs are enormous beasts but that’s besides the point. ARMYs are so extra+ordinary I love it.
I’m going out to San Diego to visit family soon so I’m going to try to see it with the kids. They’ll get a kick out of it.
That’s all. I have no one else to geek out over this with so you guys must suffer with me. Pretty sure the husband has had enough of my Jimin fangirling.
-Cat
watts_a_bts_bias
Thanks. That’s really sweet of you to say.