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—-  ☠︎  ᅟᅟ*      i  love you,       you know that right?

      *          this  place   is  deader   than   the  graves,    unfortunately.

        *             because     i  am  bored  without  you );   

but then the dark knight acted as if everything was okay and it felt like he'd just suffered from a about of whiplash, " huh? " that was the only thing that jack could manage to say in between his confusion, before his eyes widened. ooh... the joker saw what he was trying to do. he wasn't going to give in, though. jack shot him a clearly plastered on smile. " ooh, how LOVELY. you're goin' on a date too! well, i just wanted to let ya know before i go, that... " the joker dug into the bag he held only to take out a slip of paper and shove it into the other's chest. " i'm not gonna be here whenever i get out of the date. so, you've got my digits now! i'm takin' the train if ya wanna see me off. it leaves at 9:00 pm, train 9M71, " the joker turned away quickly, then, and sped away from him without even saying goodbye. he wiped a hand across his eyes while walking away. 
            
            // ; ahh, i laughed quite a bit myself at that, NGL xD like oh my gosh... this guy is so unironically funny sometimes JSJSJ but i'm glad i was able to make you laugh, and yeah. i was a bit surprised by that honestly but i was like ' oh. well, damn. okay ' afterwards LMAO and the joker just slamming a paper into him before leaving just... seemed so him so i had to do it. though, it was kind of a sad moment because he is leaving, of course ): 

@waynetatics
            the joker wanted bruce to change his mind about this. he wanted it so badly, in fact, that he took those pills because he wanted to forget about the other in case he didn't do so — even if it was just for a night. anything would be better than having to sit with his own thoughts, which were racing right now. jack clenched both of his hands into fists by his sides, the paper bag he held crumbling, while an involuntary tremor began to plague both of his arms. the joker's voice went low suddenly as he spoke up, " don't look at me like that, bats. you knew what ya were getting into whenever you kissed me — but now, you don't want to take responsibility for ANY of it! what the hell do ya want an apology for? it ain't gonna make you feel any better about what i did to your little monster, bruce... NOTHIN' will. so, i'm not goin' to say shit! especially since i wouldn't mean it, " the joker began to laugh, his head flinging up from the downward position it was in before, but it sounded somewhat... wrong. like the joker was only laughing because he didn't know what else to do. " ooh, poor you. if only the gal knew that the people closest to ya always get hurt! then, maybe she would've wised up and kicked you to the curb, " the joker knew he was being cruel, but he didn't care. jack was trying to make a point here: that as long as the batman existed, that people around him would continue to get hurt. the joker narrowed his eyes at the dark knight and rubbed at his wrist whenever bruce let go of it. jack only imitated the other's voice and mocked him, saying the exact same thing he did before clicking the knife back into his heel. the joker merely glared at the bat as he continued on about how a relationship between them would never work; as if he didn't get the point the other was trying to make the first time. a sly smile ever-so-slightly tugged at his lips at the other's growl, knowing that bruce was made angry by what he said. 

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@waynetatics 
            // ; yay! * hops up and down excitedly * 

a purposeless one, the joker supposed, as his breath suddenly felt like it was being knocked out of him. and he was being kissed again. closing his eyes is almost an instantaneous reaction as he tilted his head to the side, bringing a hand up to rest on the back of the other's head, to encourage bruce to kiss him while he guided his head more towards him. the joker made it his mission to kiss him back with as much fervor as possible and let his eyes flutter open, his breathing unsteady. jack loosely wrapped a hand around the other's neck and clicked his tongue, " typical. ya give a man the best fuckin' makeout of his life, and he tells you you need a bath, " he was being cheeky whenever he said this, though perhaps in an effort to wrestle back control from the other, jack pushed the dark knight away from him by the collar. the joker then started to move away from the wall and snorted incredulously. there were splotches of pink skin on his face now, particularly around his nose and cheeks, " like what? i've just been myself this whole time, bats. w - well... i'm a sucker for good kissers', brucie, and i've had the biggest crush on ya for forever! so can ya really blame me? " 
            
            // ; ayeee. of course you're not the only one, my love!! these two are just JSJSJ... like, i don't even have words for it (,,: i guess you could say i just really enjoy their ship buttt yes!! and ahh, i'm sorry. you didn't have to do that for me,, but since you already did it, i'd just like to say that is SO sweet of you to go out of your way in order to reply to me. but i just want you to know... i understand if you have no muse, so take your time, and you really think so?! thank you sm, bby!!! ilyyyy 

@thewayness
            the joker was both very bewildered and very pleased by this whole situation. i mean, the person who'd been the object of his desire for years -- and was known for standing up for the 'little people' in gotham -- had not only just succumbed to one of humanity's most base vices, but had betrayed himself in the process. though the joker certainly never thought of him as being an angel... kissing him was one of the lines that jack never thought he'd cross. this made him think maybe he'd been able to dig his claws even deeper in bruce than he thought, and of course with that, the joker began to ponder what else he might be able to make batman do that was 'out of the ordinary.' jack giggled as he pictured the bats' poor family's faces if this ever came to light; the rift that that would create between them would leave be something of epic proportions. but the joker wouldn't do it in the end because, strangely enough, something about keeping this a secret excited him. ( at least for now. ) the joker let a devilish smile spread across his lips whenever the other spoke up, " yes, dear? " after watching the other grab his wrist, he grabbed the other's own and tried to pull it away; but was interrupted by bruce moving his arm's. of course the dark knight would try to take charge in a situation like this. bossy... in all honesty, jack felt strongly about not sharing the other's real identity with anyone. it would spoil everything for them and what kind of life could he lead without bruce in it? 

`              can  he   really    trust   a  madman?   a   man  who    barely   kept   a   secret.   he   did   keep   his   identity  safe.   he   never   announce  it  to   anyone.    the    bat    just     stares    at   him    for    at   least    nearly    a   minute,   and   before  bruce  could   stop   himself    his   lips   is  already  attacking   the     joker's    lips   into   a  deep  fierce    kiss,   as  he   drives    him   straight   into   the   wall  of   the     cave.     thumbs    pressing    into   soft  skin,   lips   moving    with  the   joker's,    as   the  Batman   continue  to     move   his  mouth  against    the   madman.   Bruce's   right   hand  slides    down   to        slightly      grasp   the  joker's   neck ,  as   he   deepened  the   kiss.        he    does    takes   a  moment  to   breathe,  but  he's    softly   breathing   against  the   joker's     lips.    eyes     still    shut   tightly,   and   bruce  goes back   for   one   last   kiss.    "   you   should   shower"     bruce  mouths    softly   against    his    lips        in  a   smug       way. because   right  now   bruce  isn't   thinking  about  the consequences.     "     i   think   i   like  seeing   you  like  this!     and      are     you  blushing?   "   
            
            /         lmao     I'm   glad   I'm  not  the   only  one  here.     Omgggggg  it  was  wasn't  it.   Lol  i  don't  have   any  muse  for Bruce,   but i  just  kinda   watched  a   few  things  and  read.   Lol     awww   you're   so    adorable!!!

// ; ahh, okay,, sorry (,: yeah, let's do that! i just wasn't sure which one you'd like more, but since you don't really have a preference... that's good with me, and it's alright. you don't have to, the time-skip is just fine with me!! 

// ; hi! oh, yes -- you can totally drop something new on my mb if that's what you wanna do!! ahh... well, thank you for telling me. i mean, i feel as if that's just something that might happen sometimes, so i understand + i don't mind moving on from it in that case. we don't have to continue it,, we can do something different!!! but rest assured... i appreciate your offering to do that. though, i just want you to know that it's really okay if you want to post something new on my mb (: 

// ; good morning, baby!! and alrighttt take your time! i hope you have a wonderful day <33 but it's alright, i totally understand