weapon_whore

I want to go on a date with anyone in Paris. Jesus the bar is set hella high

SO I HAVE SOME NEWS
          
          My best friend has a boyfriend- his first name starts with the same letter of the guy I like and....
          
          THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME
          
          So I'm very confused but they look nothing alike and surprisingly the guy I like is not in a different state! He's a few hours away. 
          
          Anyway, wish me luck cuz imma ask him out 

Someone please reccomend me books with thigh riding. It's fucking hot

HELLLOOOOOOO BITCHES BROS AND NONBINARY HOES 
          
          FUCKING DRUNK AS HELL AND GOT TO MAKE OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND
          
          WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Peter Parker's calendars only have 11 months...
          
          Because he lost May

"My life belongs to you. I'd give it up for you. I want to stay with you till the end."
          
          IF THE LOVE OF MY LIFE DOESN'T SAY THIS THEN I DON'T WANT IT
          
          I MAY BE A WHORE BUT I'M STILL A SUCKER FOR THESE MOMENTS 

SEASON 5 EPISODE 11 OF GREY'S ANATOMY 
          
          I WANT WHAT SHEPARD AND GREY DID AT THE END 
          
          I'M A SINGLE BITCH 

SO I'M WATCHING RAPUNZEL 
          
          BECAUSE, YK, BEST DISNEY MOVIE OUT THERE
          
          AND I DON'T NEED A REASON TO
          
          ANYWAY
          
          I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE
          
          I WANT WHAT FLYNN AND RAPUNZEL HAVE
          
          DO PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 
          
          LIKE AT THAT ONE SCENE
          
          THE SCENE WHERE SHE IS FINALLY AT THE KINGDOM AND THEY WATCH THE LANTERNS AND SING
          
          WELL I WANT THAT
          
          GOOOOOOOOD GIIIVVVEEE MEEEE A FLYNNNN RIIDDEEERRR NOOOWW

SHE JUST SAID
          
          "I miss listening to dead people"
          
          I SAID ME TOO

I JUST HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BESTIE WHAT CNC WAS
          
          I SAID IT WAS CONSENSUAL NON-CONSENSUAL 
          
          AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THAT I LIKED BEING FORCED 
          
          SO WE'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES AT THE FACT THAT SHE IT WAS PEOPLE LIKE BEING RAPED