"unpopular opinion:
you fight  like an old 
man   because    you 
are  one,  mr.  stark." 

                                   PETER PARKER

i. "umm... so i lost my backpack. again."

                                                       born && raised in queens

ii. "yeah, i'd love a caprisun! thank you!"

                                                                             part time nerd
                  
iii. "ned, i don't have time to study tonight."

                                                    part time avengers fanboy

iv. "oh my god, did you see that flip?!"
  
                                                                           full time HERO

v. "i'm sorry. i'm just doing my job, ma'am."