arachnists
─── 〝 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SMELL? 〟
webberjr
⠀ @arachnists ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ i hate how vinegar smells .. [HE HAS TO HE SLOW WITH THE MOVEMENTS OF HIS LIMBS NOW, TOO. OTHERWISE HE’D BE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING WITH A SORE SHOULDER AND (HOPEFULLY NOT BUT POSSIBLY) A FRACTURED RIB OR.. TEN. WINSTON SHOOK HIS HEAD, RUNNING A HAND OVER HIS NOW BROWN HAIR] ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀i’ve been drinking coffee all week. .. it’s a scam.
arachnists
@webberjr ─── 〝 GIANT STINK BUG? [ peter made a face of disgust tinged with amusement. while he's always the type to help, he was SO glad he was busy. ] have you tried adding vinegar to the wash? i'm not sure if MUTANT stink bug is similar to a regular one, but that always helped me! [ he shrugged, tilting his head as he saw the other rub his tired eyes. ] you want some coffee?
webberjr
⠀ @arachnists ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ my suit. [ ITS AT LEAST THE FIFTEENTH TIME SINCE HE TOSSED IT INTO THE WASHING MACHINE, AND STILL THE STENCH WOULDN’T LET UP. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀HE’D LEAN OVER THE TABLE, ELBOWS PROPPED AND EYES RUBBING AT HIS (LACK OF) SLEEPY EYES, ANOTHER MORNING ANOTHER SUFFERING OF LAST NIGHT’S ESCAPADE / ABSOLUTE BEATDOWN ] giant mutant stink bug.. NOT fun.
