weeddad

/ i'll get to my account rounds tomorrow or the day after. my brother has been out of the country for work  and he's coming home soon so that has most of my attention rn bdjekccjh !! you're free to tag me in things i need to answer. thank you for your patience :-)

pnkberet

ik  I'm  late  but  I  hope  your  brother  travel(s/ed)  home  safely!  ♡
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florperfecta

it  had  been  around  a  year  since  randy  had  broke  up  with  sharon  and  abandoned  south  park  to  follow  his  dreams  of  being  in  a  boy  band,  sharon  was  devastated  for  her  boyfriend  to  just  leave  her  like  that  for  fame  and  riches.  so  of  course,  it  took  her  a  while  to  get  through  everything -  she  finally  made  it  through  the  five  stages  of  grief,  even  while  seeing  randy's  familiar  face  everywhere  she  looked -  even  after  hearing  randy's  voice  almost  everywhere  she  went  (he  probably  also  sang  a  few  songs  that  were  supposed  to  be  only  meant  for  her).  it  was  so  challenging.  but  she  succeeded.  about  a  few  weeks  before  randy  returned,  she  had  a  new  boyfriend.  their  relationship  was  steady,  healthy -  of  course  it  had  a  few  flaws  and  it  wasn't  as  great  as  her  past  relationship  with  randy.  but  at  least  she  knew  he  wouldn't  leave  her  for  greed  like  randy  did.
          
          then,  randy  finally  returned  home  to  south  park,  colorado.  the  same  young  woman  who  could  stare  and  admire  him  for  hours -  refused  to  even  acknowledge  his  existance.  he  screwed  up,  badly.  graduation  was  coming  up,  and  if  he  didn't  do  something  before  she  left  for  college -  who  knew  if  she  would  even  dare  look  back?  who  knew  if  they  would  ever  see  each  other  again?  after  getting  advice  from  his  friends,  watching  a  few  movies,  and  begging  some  of  sharon's  friends  to  talk  to  her -  one  day,  randy  was  about  to  approach  sharon .  .  .  when  another  man  went  up  to  the  brunette  before  he  could,  hugging  her  from  behind  as  she  felt  herself  let  out  a  giggle -  not  noticing  the  raven  haired  just  yet.

florperfecta

sharon  knew  that  her  once  childhood  friend  and  highschool  sweetheart  had  returned  back  to  the  small  and  cruddy  town  of  south  park,  colorado.  it  was  a  small  town  full  of  gossip,  so  when  one  thing  somewhat  interesting  happens -  it  spreads  like  wildfire,  one  person  tells  the  next,  then  the  next  tells  ten  other  people,  then  ten  other  people  end  up  telling  more  people,  so  it  was  to  best  believe  the  whole  town  knows  about  just  about  anything  in  at  the  most  a  week.
            highschool  was  even  worse,  full  of  popular  kids  just  waiting  to  start  drama  and  keep  their  status  as  the  earned  cool  kid -  as  if  an  achievement.  high  school  was  full  of  rumors,  good  and  bad,  everyone  had  to  be  careful  what  they  did -  because  a  social  suicide  was  a  literal  permanent  kill  until  graduation.  it  would  be  even  worse  if  it's  absolutely  something  humiliating,  ( like  the  stunt  randy  pulled ) -  there  was  not  a  soul  who  didn't  hear  about  it.  eventually,  it'll  spread  to  parents,  then  parents  tell  their  friends,  it  might  die  down -  or  the  boy  band  life  will  forever  be  stuck  in  randy  marsh's  reputation  when  it  cones  to  south  park.
            the  guy  left  sharon  and  randy  alone  after  seeing  the  newest  loser  of  school  approach.
            he  must  have  known  and  been  aware  of  how  important  randy  is  for  sharon,  well -  maybe  was?  if  the  brunette  was  truly  honest  with  herself.  randy  was  her  first  true  love,  and  held  a  special  piece  of  her  heart.  he  wasn't  someone  she  could  easily  let  go  of.  one  of  her  first  friends,  her  boyfriend,  and  more.  he  meant  so  much  to  her,  the  whole  world.  nobody  said  she  was  exactly  going  to  play  it  easy  though,  her  eyes  glared  randy's  way -  darting  at  him.
            " randy .  .  .  hi " 
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weeddad

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/ @shrrycke dw!!
            ack i hope things stay less busy irl i missed these guys dhdhzjzm <//3
            
             just as quickly randy rose to stardom, he fell. the change in status came so suddenly -- one day he was in bed with more women than he could count living in an obnoxiously large mansion, and the next ... *nothing*. no fame, just enough money to get his foot in the door when it came to college (how he would attend *and* get a GED in time for the start of the semester was beyond him), and what was probably the biggest punch in the balls; no one there to help him through it.
             was it his fault alone ? surely. though being in new york for so long surrounded by people who would only treat him he he was hot shit took such a toll on his ego. the once sweet, maybe a bit cocky at worse randy marsh was so enveloped in himself and absolutely everyone in town let him know it. going to the bar alone was bad enough -- reaching out to stuart or gerald sounded like a suicide misson (don't get him started on his parents) -- and it was made all the worse when he knew he didn't have a stable place to sleep at night.
             but, hey. what did he expect after dropping everyone like it was nothing ?
             sharon was a last resort of sorts. she wasn't stupid. she could probably piece together his downfall. between the lack of his stupid face on stupid magazines, let alone the word going around town he *actually* came back. ... god, it sucked. especially with this new guy in the picture -- who did he think he was ? it was enough to make randy stop in his tracks and clear his throat after a moment.
             "uh, sharon ?" 
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florperfecta

im  so  sorry  its  so  long,  you  dont  have  to  type  as  much,  i  got  carried  away  :sob:
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florperfecta

wait  how  should  randy  and  sharon  meet -  
          
          im  begging  rn,  no  childhood  friends  thing  bc  ive  seen  that  trope  so  many  times  :sob:
          
          oh  and  how  would  randy  react  to  the  barn  being  on  fire  with  shelly  inside -  

florperfecta

GOD  DAMMIT  THIS  IS  THE  FOURTH  CHILDHOOD  FRIENDS  TO  LOVERS  THIS  WEEK  :sob:  /lhj  ngl  now  im  tempted  to  drop  them  meeting  through  the  clubhouse - 
            
            " sharon? "  " here! "  " stan? "  " here  or  whatever "  " shelly? " * dead silence *  " where tf is shelly? " * insert  screams  from  the  burning  farm *  :skull: 
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weeddad

/ ugh sorry if that was so "erm actually" i'm in my living wikipedia article arc
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weeddad

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/ @shrrycke i'm pretty sure they canonically met through randy's clubhouse when they were around stan's age (8 at the time), so unfortunately they were childhood friends lmfao
            he totally flipped ofc. i need to rewatch the covid specials so maybe my answer will change. but his mind is on the fucking farm firstly, and shelly is kind of an afterthought. like he's doing a head count of the family and THEN it hits him someone is missing :skull:
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florperfecta

poison  ivy  randy  makes  sense
          https://pin.it/3pGAF81

weeddad

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/ @shrrycke mary jane my beloved!! all of his phone destroyer cards make me lose my shit ugh he's so stupid and weird
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florperfecta

also  really  tempted  to  make  towelie  :sob:
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weeddad

/ i'll get to my account rounds tomorrow or the day after. my brother has been out of the country for work  and he's coming home soon so that has most of my attention rn bdjekccjh !! you're free to tag me in things i need to answer. thank you for your patience :-)

pnkberet

ik  I'm  late  but  I  hope  your  brother  travel(s/ed)  home  safely!  ♡
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beeglutton

cigarette  between  her  fingers  as  she  glanced  towards  the   middle  aged  male,  she  grinned  " do  you  have  a  lighter  i  can  use?  left  mine  at  home  "  she  hummed,  she  kept  on  switching  between  marijuana  and  cigarettes  so  that  was  fun.
          
          // im  so  sorry  this  sucks  and  took  so  long,  i  know  nothing  about  smoking  except  for  cigarettes  and  vapes  :sob:

florperfecta

oh  my  god -  i  am  getting  fat!  * sharon  gasped,  covering  her  mouth.  something  had  to  be  done  about  that,  she  pulled  her  sweater  back  on  and  went  to  the  living  room,  seeming  to  be  in  quite  a  rush  as  she  grabbed  her  purse -  noticing  her  husband  still  laying  on  the  couch  watching  the  food  network *  i'm  going  out  to  the  store,  need  anything? 

florperfecta

i  got  a  new  dress,  what  do  you  think?  * sharon  had  asked  shelly,  as  she  hadn't  heard  randy  go  up  the  stairs  after  returning  home  from  the  store *  think  its  appropriate?  * it  was  a  long  black  dress,  it  looked  nice -  but  sharon  still  wasn't  too  sure * 
          
          //  is  it  okay  if  i  drop  something  based  off  that  one  episode  with  the  shake  weights? 

florperfecta

* the  brunette  grinned  at  the  way  her  husband  struggled  to  form  proper  sentences,  finding  it  so  cute  how  he  was  behaving  just  because  of  how  sharon  looked  in  a  dress.  it  made  her  feel  good. *  you  like  it?  yeah,  i  might  only  wear  it  to  my  brothers  wedding,  might  wear  it  other  places  who  knows  * she  shrugged * 
            
            //  cool  <33
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weeddad

uh ... * the guy was like a deer in headlights, the sight of his wife making him slightly more stupid than usual. he still tried to play it cool despite forgetting where his train of thought was going * yeah? i mean -- * he cleared his throat, practically short-circuiting * /yeah/. yes -- your brother's wedding. wow. that's awesome.
            
            / @shrrycke as long as things are sfw it's all good by me :-)
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florperfecta

cool,  i  was  planning  on  wearing  this  to  my  brother's  wedding  * sharon  had  noticed  how  randy  wasn't  even  paying  attention  to  her,  and  that  got  her  frustrated.  one  of  the  reasons  she  got  the  dress  was  for  her  husband,  and  he  wasn't  even  paying  attention  to  how  it  looked  on  her  which  was  fun *  seen  what?  * she  couldn't  help  but  grin  when  he  finally  saw *  is  it  still  ' just  fine '? 
            
            //  okay  cool -  i  just  know  that  sharon  was  insecure  that  episode  and  didnt  know  if  something  like  that  was  a  topic  that  should  be  roleplayed - 
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florperfecta

sharon  couldn't  help  but  giggle  " randy  marsh -  you  want  to  dance  with  me,  in  the  kitchen,  like  old  times? "  she  repeated,  the  kids  were  both  asleep  ( well  supposed  to  be  asleep )  so  it  was  just  the  two  of  them  " are  you  sure?  i'm  a  little  rusty "
          
          // this  is  the  last  one  i  promise,  im  so  sorry  for  the  spam

florperfecta

" really?  what  makes  you  think  it  never  left  you - "  interrupted  by  some  of  her  own  giggles  as  randy  twirled  her,  she  grinned  " your  not  so  bad  yourself "
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weeddad

"good choice. it never left me, you know." sharon was twirled, accompanied by a playful, 'and *bam !*' from randy's end. "see, you're not too shabby."
            
            / @shrrycke because canon is a cringe loser always and can't make the sillies be goofy for *once* :-((
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florperfecta

" and  what  makes  you  think  that  you've  still  got  it  in  you? "  sharon  hummed  before  letting  herself  sigh  in  defeat  " oh  fine!  only  because  i  love  you  and  i  miss  old  times "  ♡︎
            
            //  ugh  why  tf  are  married  couples  cuter  in  fanon  :sob:
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florperfecta

" im  home! "  sharon  called  out  to  the  house,  carrying  around  six  grocery  bags  in  her  arms.  she  looked  around,  expecting  a  giant  mess -  surprisingly  it  was  clean  and  quiet .  .  .  suspiciously  quiet  " randy?  stan?  shelley? " 

florperfecta

" what  / can /  we  do? "  there  were  so  many  options  on  what  the  two  can  do  while  the  kids  were  out  and  about  of  the  house,  she  just  didn't  know  what  the  two  should  do  first  with  such  little  time  on  their  hands.  " hey -  hey  its  fine,  dont  get  mad  honey " 
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weeddad

"*aw* !! this is awesome !! we can ..." randy tapped a finger to his chin, trying to think of *anything*. he couldn't recall the last time he had put any thought into relationship activities -- not with the farm in the picture. "we, um .... we can ... *dammit* !"
            
            @shrrycke 
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florperfecta

sharon  was  in  shock  at  the  news  before  silently  fist  bumping  the  air,  its  been  a  long  time  since  both  of  the  kids  were  out -  and  she  was  excited.  " hell  yeah!  no  kids! "  she  grinned  happily,  of  course  she  loved  the  children -  but  its  been  a  while  since  she's  had  a  break  and  spent  time  with  her  husband  ( besides  bed ),  even  for  just  an  hour.
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florperfecta

//  high  school  : D  also  jasmine  is  just  a  random  name  i  came  up  with  :skull:
          
          " shh -  shut  up  jasmine!  he's  coming  this  way "  the  brunette  lectured  her  friend  before  putting  her  attention  on  randy  " randy!  heyy -  whats  up? "  she  leaned  against  the  locker,  trying  desperately  to  play  it  cool  and  be  like  lana  from  risky  business -  but  it  was  so  awkward  that  what  she  was  doing  was  humiliating.

florperfecta

shiiiiiiiit -  sharon  probably  just  had  screwed  everything  up  for  herself,  awkwardly  laughing,  the  brunette  nodded  her  head  with  a  sheepish  grin  and  a  shrug  " alright -  i'll  see  you  later!  bye  randy "  she  grinned,  obviously  having  the  biggest  crush  on  him
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weeddad

"good. great. i mean -- " he cleared his throat, sharon's own awkwardness clearly rubbing off on him. "it's ... cool." what a save. "i gotta get to class, but i'll catch up with you after choir practice. okay ?"
            
            @shrrycke 
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florperfecta

the  girl  kept  a  smug  grin  on  her  face,  until  randy  had  asked  if  she  didn't  want  to  even  go  with  him  instead -  then  that  smugness  grew  into  panic  " wha -  no,  i'd  love  to  go  with  you  randy!  i - i'm  sorry! " maybe  she  can  still  fix  her  mistakes  and  keep  on  her  fake  persona.  what  a  fraud  of  her  to  do  for  him.  " your  not  making  me "
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