not a chair

hello humans! it is i, weirdever (it actually isn't at the moment because wattpad is being a jerk) 
          but i don't know if this account will work. i can't dm, or write in anyone's conversation section, even after i confirmed the account. if someone knows what to do please say so.
          
          until then,
          stay weird my people,
          -zæ 

hi