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hi there! Jay Merrick here. thanks for the follow. if you ever want to discuss paranromal activity or if you just need someone to talk to, i'm your guy!

whyd you lock me out
          open the damn window 
          it's cold

oh fuck i said 
          "shut bitch up" instead of "shut up bitch"
          
          and i wasn't thinking about it when i said it so when my friend repeated it while laughing i was like "did your brain stop working or smthn"
          
          "no shut bitch up is what you said"
          and now he's tormenting me by saying it after each sentence i say

JFNANFB I WAS SAVING MY FRIEND FROM JASON AND I ACCIDENTLY SAID "LET GO OF MY BUNNY"
          JENFBWJNFNAJFN 

i have
          found three days grace stories on here
          i can now die happy

like any three days grace fans out there? 

So, storytime! 
          Im playing Friday the 13th alone with random people who are actually dumbasses. 
          I found keys, gas, and battery. I put all of that in the four-seater (blue car) but Jason managed to stop the car. I was then chased away and while that happened, some bitch (AJ) tried to take the car but failed cause they went to Packanack Lodge instead of the Main Road. 
          
          AJ restarted the car but got grabbed soooo
          I got in the car instead of hitting Jason to set her free. But, she had a pocket knife and she was thrown right in front of the car. I could not back up because there was a fence behind the car. 
          Sooooo
          I then proceeded to run the bitch over. she tried to take the car alone that I ALONE built. Smh. Almost ran over Tommy too. Dumbass was running in front of the car but I dodged him. 
          
          After I betrayed the AJ, the player left. And right after Soccor Mom (Victoria) and I escaped, So did Tommy because of the cops. And right when Tommy passed through the exit, Jason left. I got 0 XP bc I plowed the AJ down. 
          
          So yeah. 
          

it hurts so much

iM wHeEzInG
          I'm playing Friday the 13th and the Jason was the one with the big spear and my friend Pumpkin said
          "Oh god he's going to murder me with a big ass spear"
          Tommy Jarvis just spawned and was another one of our friends named Trolls
          he spoke on the radio, hearing Pumpkin
          "Oo big spears~ I'm on my way"
          
          then when I was killed it was glitched with two spears
          
          "OOoO~ tWo sPeArS~ mY fAvOriTe~! "
          
          

Cheers for the follow