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Hey hey awesome creature! I just wanted to check in and see if you were doing alright since I haven't heard from you in a while. If you need anything at all you just let me know, mkay? I'm always here❤️❤️❤️

There’s a VERY vivid imagine in my mind of Vivec in Sheogorath’s realm or whatever, sitting on a throne, manspreading, with a smirk on his face and a gleam in his eye that says: “I could slaughter you and your entire army ten times over before you could get a single scratch on me”, his wife, Serana, on a stool at his right side with her legs crossed, cradling their child in her arms with her chin upturned, and his husband, Cicero, on the left, leaning on their shoulder and staring wickedly in front of him while lovingly carressing Vivec’s forearm. 

Thank you so much for the follow ❤️

The Absolute State of the Union by The Narcissist Cookbook is the exact song that will be playing as I show you Fenris grabbing Tevinter and all of its history by the balls and throwing it into a river with a ball and chain like a frisbee. 

I'm back to annoy you guys:
          
          You know that romance trope in which someone is getting married and their love interest bursts into the chapel at the last minute with an, "I object!" 
          
          Or any scenario in which their knight in shining armor bursts in to save them at the very last moment from the false accusations of a corrupt politician [or anything threatening of the sort]?
          
          "A luminous rectangle appeared on the wall next to the tapestry of Prophet Lebiodus, something flashed and Dandelion landed in the middle of the town hall.
          Dandelion: 'Innocent!' yelled the poet in a clear, melodious tenor, sitting on the floor and looking around, his eyes vague. 'Innocent! The witcher is innocent! I wish you to believe it!'
          Geralt: 'Dandelion! Where have you... here... Dandelion!' [I imagine he has the WIDEST smile possible] 
          Dandelion: 'Geralt!' The bard jumped up. 
          Geralt: 'Dandelion!' ... 'Dandelion...' repeated Geralt, holding the poet by the shoulders. 
          
          I SWEAR THIS IS IN THE FIRST BOOK FROM PAGES 288-289. I CANT COME UP WITH THIS CRAP THEY LITERALLY SPRINTED AT EACH OTHER AND HUGGED. 

Tempted to write out the scene where Dandelion and Geralt are begging for EACH OTHER to be spared from Filavandrel and the elves but make it WAY gayer, which may not be possible. Should I?

I’m not saying that after Dandelion complained to Geralt about the giant bump on his head from the Sylvan’s little darts, that The Witcher went back to the Sylvan with the intent of avenging his boyfriend, I’m simply saying that, “‘The game is called,’ said the Witcher slowly, ‘don’t do unto others what you would not have them do to you.” (Page 216) , is a little bit queer. 

I’ve discovered that with the masterful consistency of Andrezej Sapkowski’s writing, Geralt’s facial expressions, are communicated differently based on the reasoning. 
          Such as, “The witcher smiled.” Which would be the first time Geralt genuinely smiled in the first book. 
          The second time would be, “Geralt twisted his lips in a smile.” 
          Sapkowski tends to put it in ways, like ‘contorted his lips’ and similar phrases to express Geralt’s smirks when he figures something out or gets a good reaction out of saying something witty, however it is not a genuine, “Oh you’re cute I can’t help but smile/ That was funny I can’t help but laugh/ That was sweet,” Smile. 
          
          Oh my god I’m over analyzing someone take my phone, I beg of you. 

Maker, I found an IMPORTANT one: 
          
          Jaskier/Dandelion: “Careful, Geralt,” chuckled Dandelion. “You’re starting to fall into their jargon. It’s an infectious mannerism.” 
          (The next page)
          Jaskier: “It stands written in the book, one fistful to take. Yet ye gaveth of balls a sackful! Ye furnished him with ammunition for two years, the fools ye be!” 
          Geralt: “Careful.” THE WITCHER SMILED. “ You’re starting to fall into their jargon. It’s infectious.” 
          
          Now, this is very trivial. Or is it? 
          -First of all, this is the first time I have ever encountered the phrase, “The witcher smiled.” Meaning, DANDELION is the only thing so far to make Geralt smile, this also happens with him blushing. 
          -Geralt, as a witcher, most likely has photographic memory, HOWEVER, he still decided that the little joke which Jaskier teased him with, was worthy of going into his memory bank, WORD FOR WORD
          -It’s like a little inside joke, this is the first person so far he has made a joke of this kind with. 
          
          I’m so sorry spam, I’m just excited.