Why do humans hate? Why do they love conflict? 

I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Why is morality a cage designed by the weak of mind?

Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos, a sentient amalgamation of flesh and plasma. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know.