" i always thought air was free,
until i opened a bag of chips. "

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· I is the rare Werepacacorn

· literal unicorn

· 6 diamonds rare

·  fuzzy socks galore 

· I might be dating someone 

·  secretly bob

· alpacas for life

-if you ever wonder what a werepacacorn if a werewolf and alpaca had a child it would be a werepaca but if the werepaca and a unicorn had a child that makes me a werepacacorn

" boyfriends are cool an all,
but have you ever tried bread sticks? "

" And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, so he won a toaster. "

" Why was six afraid of seven? Cause seven was a registered six offender. "


I love you my werepacacorn children GOOD MORNING NIGHT WHENEREVER YOUR READING THIS😀😀😀