We're The Killers, brought to you by way of Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. We like making music. No stories about Ronnie or Brandon's fan fiction will be written on here. And yes, The Victims fan base is the best in the world. Rob Loud is a great dude-you can hire him to shoot a wedding. Ted is Mr. Nice Guy with a great taste in music. We keep Jake around for the jokes. Robert is a poodle. Taylor is a friendly, but he probably just uses the band for the passes. Archie is clearly the mascot. Baseball is fun, but not as fun as pulling over at rest stops to play frisbee.