I'm seriously even more of an idiot that you think.

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I mistrust the Internet to a certain degree.

I once fell down half a flight of stairs in front of 60 classmates and got helped up by a stranger.

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»  Not a soul
› But felt a fever of the mad and played
› Some tricks of desperation. All but mariners
› Plunged in the foaming brine and quit the vessel,
› Then all afire with me. The king's son, Ferdinand,
› With hair up-staring-then, like reeds, not hair-
› Was the first man that leaped, cried, "Hell is empty
› And all the devils are here." «
- Ariel, The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2, lines 209-216

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People to visit-
@abiwrites [an amazing writer]
@okayitsapplepines [a friend in real life who I obviously completely hate]

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I personally wouldn't recommend any of my stories except for Alliss the Lost and Puck; though still first drafts, they're still more recently written and more regularly updated. And by 'more regularly' I mean more than like every year, oops. P.S. I can be found on AO3 nowadays, href=https://archiveofourown.org/users/band_fictionality/pseuds/band_fictionality

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