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We should totally just spam the comments with funny shit or smth. But mostly fun shit.
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wgpcagntn

My bad y'all I just realized that I didn't tell you guys yet. Anyway, what I meant to say is that a couple months ago I got into a motorcycle accident and I got put into a wheelchair but now I can actually walk but I have a permanent limp and need a cane to walk around.
          
          Summary of what happened and why updates are slow asf because I'm still taking physical therapy.
          
          And I just told my gf. Yes, I didn't tell her before. Yes, she didn't know until like, last night when I was drunk asf and texted her that I was drunk and spilled the entire incident. Yes, I'm still in college doing things I'm supposed to do as a college student. Yes, I have been avoiding/ignoring my gf like my life depends on it. Yes, I will still ride motorcycles. Yes, for now I'll stop riding motorcycles and take my Jeep instead. Yes, she'll probably come back immediately and scold me for not telling her the moment I could when I woke up from my two week long coma.
          
          And yes, I am not dealing with all that now. Instead, I'll be eating my seafood boil. Bye!<3

wgpcagntn

@selenurbread yeah it's fine. I'm just being a big back rn, eating some palusami 
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selenurbread

And I'm sorry to say this but that's so house md core- OKAY AM SO SORRY 
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selenurbread

@wgpcagntn omg is your leg better now?
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wgpcagntn

Y'all know what I really need right now? A fic where some random demigod that is eighteen or smth and they take in smaller and/or younger demigods and raise them as their own kids. And when the kids ask how they were born, the one who adopted them would make up a story about how they were born according to their godly parent, like Apollo. Imagine this:
          
          Apollo kid: Mama/Dada, how was I born?
          
          Mama/Dada: You see kid, when your father, Apollo, returned from the sky after he did his job, he took a small drop of the sun. He took that drop, and went to a field full of flowers, and he chose the prettiest ones to make that kid with. He would make a bouquet of the prettiest flowers he could find in the field and combine it with the flowers. The flowers would form a humanoid shape, and he would use his life powers to bring that humanoid shape to life. And that was how you were born.
          
          To have themselves from telling them the truth because it would be too awkward and complicated to explain to the kids.

wgpcagntn

@selenurbread technically it's healthier than bed rotting because you're doing something productive and using your brain, or exercising it some might say.
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selenurbread

@wgpcagntn honestly amazing concept, and like I tell myself daily "if you want smth to go your way ... You gotta hop on Google doc and make it happen" (unhealthy coping mechanism)
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selenurbread

@wgpcagntn I mean wasn't Athena born from Zeus head and Dionysus from his thigh? 
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wgpcagntn

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A SIMPLE COOL DRAWING OF A BUS THAT ISN'T THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS OR SOME CARTOON AHH BUS??

wgpcagntn

@selenurbread nah, it would pain my inner Magical Bus fandom. Too iconic to be recolored.
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selenurbread

@wgpcagntn ummmm recolour it on... ibis paint?
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wgpcagntn

@selenurbread NO BECAUSE THE BUS SHE'S POSSESSION AIN'T EVEN YELLOW 
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wgpcagntn

My question is, what category would you put a story about someone living as a Bus in? Like the genre. That involves murder. Like a lot of murder. But it's not that scary at the same time. And you meet other ghosts and learn about them. And it's full of OCs and no other characters from different fandoms unless we're making references. But it also teaches you how to cook. And it gives life advice. And love advice. What genre/category would that story be?

wgpcagntn

My question is, what category would you put a story about someone living as a Bus in? Like the genre. That involves murder. Like a lot of murder. But it's not that scary at the same time. And you meet other ghosts and learn about them. And it's full of OCs and no other characters from different fandoms unless we're making references. But it also teaches you how to cook. And it gives life advice. And love advice. What genre/category would that story be?

Rosys_paradise

@wgpcagntn,, Then most definitely Mystery/Thriller 
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selenurbread

@wgpcagntn paranormal//thriller? if you dont want it to be a horror but with the elements of a horror then I think it would be a paranormal
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wgpcagntn

@Rosy_AfellowPJOfan if it helps, the main character was raped/abused/sexual assaulted/murdered and when an old friend of hers that somehow isn't dead with news, she has to find ways to help all whilst figuring out who murdered her because it's been centuries since she's been dead and possessing vehicles.
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wgpcagntn

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THANK THE FUCKING GODS! WATTPAD ORIGINAL LOGO IS BACK!! unless that's just me. BUT REGARDLESS! FUCKING FINALLY. I WAS GETTING TIRED OF THAT WATERMELON STRAWBERRY THING.

selenurbread

@wgpcagntn NOT JUST YOU IT CHANGED BACK I MISSED TH ORANGE!!
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Rosys_paradise

@wgpcagntn YESSSS MINE CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL THE OTHER DAY. THANK THE GODS!!!!
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