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@wh4twh0wh3n RAAAAAGGHHHHHHH NEW PFP AND IT'S ALL KITTIESSSSS (Gorgeous, beautiful, 10/10)

everything's gnarly

niche yap alert
          
          - i just watched epic: the musical and perhaps i actually believe in true love... idk. i am still sobbing and hyperventilating. odyseuss and penelope, may their kind of love finds me in this life cause DAMN. athena and hermes, the fantabulous divas that you two are. really recommend it. it's on youtube (i watched one where someone edited the whole thing into one video)
          
          - it's strongly rumoured that jennxpenn is gonna be playing (and is currently filming) the next season of survivor. the concept of one of my fav youtuber playing my fav reality show sounds too good to be true but if it is true i hope she does really well and use all her experiences of playing total drama roblox to win lmfaooo
          
          anyways have a good day my queers and allies <3

Also thank you for following me:)
          It makes me really happy

heartstopper getting a movie to concude the series instead of a fourth/final season bc apparently netflix tried to cancel it... netflop when i catch you

*dramatic intro sfx* i've ranked alphabets by their sexiness and numbers by their cvntiness, which leads to this very moment right here, right now. to complete the trilogy of the century, i present you... ranking symbols by their hotness
          
          TIER 1 - CVNTRÉS, CVNTRESSES AND CVNTIERRES
          & - look how she's serving... she's just THAT girl. every symbols wish they were HER. she is the MOMENT.
          ; - she's seducing me, she's flirting with me, she wants me but I WANT HER MORE
          ( and ) - their arch... oh they know what they're doing
          ? - she's such a tease yet she plays hard to get bc she knows her worth. oh this queen
          “ and ” - these outspoken mothers. they speak and everyone WILL listen. their impact
          ´ and ` - if they're present you know it's time for cvntress cvntvention
          
          TIER 2 - DIVA LEGISLAYTION
          @ - she is always the talk of the town. people either love her or hate her. she's simply iconic
          # - ugh i just know it's big...
          $ - kinda toxic but hot... perhaps hot because kinda toxic
          ! - she's so unapologetic... you can't help but respect that
          ~ , ’ - these nonchalant divas...
          * ^ ° ™ • + ♣ ♠ ♥ ♦ ♪ - cutiepies. i adore them
          § ∆ ✓ ∞ ≈ ≠ Ω ★ † - new divas in town
          
          TIER 3 - AS STALE AS A ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER
          / and \ - they can serve but kinda don't bother to do so
          - - i could've put you lower but i'll be generous considering you're pretty helpful
          . - you're just too serious... like it's okay have fun and let loose a little
          % ¥ ¶ ¢ ‡ - i see the potential but is it enough?
          × - prepubescent x
          : - sorry sweetie but ; outcvnt you
          
          TIER 4 - KHIA KLUBHOUSE
          _ = < > { } - crickets... genuinely what do you bring to the table
          « » | £ € ₱ ₹ Π μ ℅ № - idk you enough to put you one tier higher or lower
          
          TIER 5 - FLOP ERA FOREVER
          — - you wanna be - so bad. just bc you're longer doesn't make you cooler. flop for trying too hard
          [ and ] - so boring and uptight
          ‰ - something abt you don't sit right w my spirit
          ÷ π √ ± - strongly associated with math for me so automatic rock bottom. fuck yall

having a gross nasty disgusting headache atm so i'm pretending it's just my alpha mate somewhere trying so hard to mindlink me (i'm not ready to bond with him yet)

what are tropes on this app that:
          a) you love even when it can be cliche, cringe or even controversial to some/most people
          b) not too popular but you wish to see more of
          c) you hate it when you come across it
          
          my answers:
          a) i got two for this: first is when the love interest hates everyone but the main character... i think it can be corny but it's cute when it's done well. second is age-gap and not the lame baby booboo 5 year gap. gimme that hot hot sexy 10+ year gap. yes sir yes ma'am
          
          b) again, age-gap. also just old men yaoi. need to see two middle aged men falling in love and lovingly suck each others dangaloos. then exes to lovers, childhood friends to strangers to lovers and worlds apart/rich x poor (the latter is very popular in manhwas but not so much on this app me thinks)
          
          c) the villainization of any girl character and the hint of misogyny PLUS biphobia that usually comes with it. the lack of girl characters- sometimes you'd have 8 boys, in which they are just four gay couples, and 1 token girl character lmao. sa scenes that have absolutely zero impact to do w the progress of the plot and the growth of the characters and it's just written for shock value, like no. don't do that. and just to nitpick a few more: character being oblivious when the thing they're oblivious to is so OBVIOUS, and miscommunication/jumping to conclusions. you have a working mouth. USE IT.

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