plSaveMeFromMyself
Thank you for the delicious meals that are your reading lists! You are such a baddie❤️
wh4twh0wh3n
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ranking planets cause i'm bored
TIER 1 - ASTRONOMICAL SERVATORY
earth: not too be biased but i mean, come on now. she's tough, she's resilient and she's resourceful. no matter how much greedy filthy humans have done her dirty, she will still rise back the fuck up. she put the mother in mother nature
venus: like hello? the hottest planet with the cuntiest name ever. venus is THAT girl, she knows it and she embraces it. and as she should!
saturn: so pretty and classy. first lady of the space i fear. she's so powerful yet elegant. and the way she has 200+ moons? oh they all want her BAD
TIER 2 - CELESTIAL CUTESIES
mars: she's giving mysterious bad girl vibes. and being the color red is so bold of her. i kinda ship mars with venus tbh, they'd be a good enemies to lovers yuri
jupiter: she's giving the mom of the group vibes. so warm and dependable, but if you mess with her friends, she will END YOU. and for that we love her
TIER 3 - STELLAR SLOBBERY
uranus: this ice queen. the only reason you're in this tier is because they did you DIRTY with your name. i could not take you seriously and i'm sorry, genuinely
mercury: oooh i'm sooo petite and i'm not like other planets cause i'm the closest to the sun. like pack it up y/n of the galaxy
TIER 4 - TERRESTRIAL TANKERY
neptune: genuinely who is this khia... like i know nothing about you. you're just there. boring and uninteresting. like give us something, anything. but nope. nothing. a shame, truly.
pluto: HELPPP THIS FLOP OF A PLANET LMFAOSHSHAHSJSHSUDHDBD NASA ENDED YOU
JuicyDarling99
@wh4twh0wh3n ok that’s actually fair but I still love mercury The pick me vibes add to her character <3
wh4twh0wh3n
@Nov202427 not the doomed toxic relationship between neptune and triton lol. i love uranus, it's just that her name is so unserious
wh4twh0wh3n
@JuicyDarling99 the concept of her side chicks still orbiting her even after they've died just proves how impactful her saturnussy is mercury is cute but she's sooo pick me and i just can't
bookywormy2
Hello! Really sorry for disturbing you but i would be sooooooo much happy if you gave me a chance and had a look at this story. Its a comic book, webcomics. If you read it, hope you like it. Anyway God bless you. ❤️ Have a nice day!
https://www.wattpad.com/story/402739224?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=bookywormy2
QueerOQuesodilla
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emporiums
CRAAAZY reading list names lol I hope you enjoyed Jane and Lenny’s shenanigans :D
wh4twh0wh3n
@emporiums what crazy reading list names idk what you're talking about :) but yessss i certainly did enjoy their story!!! jane made me laugh a lot. most of the times i don't think she's trying to be funny but i still laughed anyway
wh4twh0wh3n
i'n today years old when i found out that they call this app wattpad bc it's a combination of the developer's full name, wattson padilla
wh4twh0wh3n
merida from brave if she was a twink: ME TOP'S A BEAR (in scottish accent)
TinyBookGremlin
@wh4twh0wh3n I can still hear the acorns the family of squirrels left in my head, not that they remember
sno_sno
I have another rec for you! It is a gay litrpg and a total slow burn. We are now 47 chapters in and as of chapter 45, I still have yet to read the latest two, no love interest in sight. Our main man is just figuring himself out and is a total badass. I think you'd enjoy it.
https://www.wattpad.com/story/393358875?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=sno_sno
wh4twh0wh3n
every office romance i read it's always a damn ceo and his damn assistant. GIVE ME MY SECURITY GUARD X JANITOR X VALET LOVE TRIANGLE TURNED POLYAMORY OFFICE ROMANCE. please and thank you
wh4twh0wh3n
@sno_sno him asking to be the small spoon even though he's the biggest guy in the polycule >>>>>
wh4twh0wh3n
lowkey need someone to be my platonical cuddle buddy
TooWetCall911
@wh4twh0wh3n I need romantically too.. (I sleep on my stomach, i can't survive cuddles while sleeping, but I love them)
