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Actually everything that Hannibal does is excusable because he's just autistic. His special interests are manipulation and murder
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Hannibal is such a moron he kills a guy for destroying the natural habitat of endangered birds and then goes and eats one
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I love Hannibal so much. He's a hedonistic sadist, he's a starving artist, he's traumatized and makes it everyone's problem, he's a cannibalistic serial killer, he's a curious fun-loving kid in a world of serious adults, he's live laugh love, he's sick and twisted, he fucked his aunt... can't believe this guy. I wanna shrink him down and keep him in a jar with little to no enrichment to see what he does. Love him <3, he deserves the death penalty <3
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I completely forgot that he is a renowned ex-surgeon, now psychiatrist! Just adds to his already horrible character
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RIP Pee-Wee Herman
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One of my favorite things in horror is when hands make up part of a face. Idk how to exactly describe it. Like the "Helping Hands" in Labyrinth or the eyeball hands in Pan's Labyrinth or when her hand is the mouth on Wendell and Wild. Idk, just cool and kinda creepy
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I think the difference between normal owls and magical owls like Hedwig is that normal owls are empty husks and magical owls have real actual brains
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@whalewolves13 it all comes down to the presence of a soul. Some people don't have souls. You look into their eyes and it's like looking into the shallow eyes of a fish. When I look at your eyes, that fish is also dead.
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Ah, you always know that a fic with the tag "inappropriate use of tennis racket" will be interesting, and at the very least, smutty
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Idk I just think that Hannibal is the fruity wine bottom and Will is the whiskey top
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My friend: I sold them a camel; they each paid for a hump
Literally everyone taking that the wrong way:
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I can't wait for menopause