Sooo, there's a project this term and we have to make a short film about joy. I'm script writer and VA for 6 characters(gonna be Michael Kovach with this one) and the film's about a- you know what, screw it, you can see the script I wrote... (Btw, it's not done)
*Read this in a posh British accent pls*
Duckie: watching Mario Karts racing on the television Oh Papa, look at those cars go! I want to be a racer when I grow up!
Papa: drinking posh sparkling grape juice No son of mine is to do a peasant’s sport! Write me a 500 hundred word essay on why you shouldn’t do a peasant’s sport and hand it to me.
Duckie: Yes Papa!
Duckie leaves
Papa finishes his glass of sparkling grape juice and checks the cupboard for any liquor. There is none. He goes into his Porsche to buy more wine.
After 40 minutes, Duckie comes out with five pages filled with words.
Duckie: Papa?
Duckie sees that the television is still on. It’s now on the news and is broadcasting a car accident.
News Reporter 1#: Breaking News, famous lawyer Ducklon Musk Thine-Rubber has crashed his car into a pole, clearly drunk and driving. He shall be escorted to-
Duckie turns off the television and falls to his knees.
Duckie: Between sobs P-papa, t-this can’t be…. Noooooooooooo!!!
Duckie is now a rich British orphan.
A quick snippet of Duckie getting bullied for being an orphan and him growing up over the years into him being graduated.
Duckie is admiring a poster of his favourite racer idol, Ducking Mc Duckington III.
Duckie: One day, I’ll meet you and hopefully we'll become friends.
Duckie looks at the poster for sometime and goes back to reading books about Mario Karts racing while listening to music.
