gatsbysparties

JACK IS CREEPY TELL HIM TO STOP WATCHING ME. He's joined Travestalker and Co.
          Teeth Ariel is creepy too. 
          ROBERT HAS A QUICK HAND SO HE CAN PULL HIS GUN FAST WHAT IS IT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU'RE JUST A PERV

gatsbysparties

you said we're not married! so robert won't be able to come out of the closet. that's cute. HE IS ALWAYS WATCHING ME EXCEPT FROM WHEN THERE'S A MOON ECLIPSE. EDWARD WHERE IS U.
            sooo quick hand and quick gun = quick handgun. nice.
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whatevered

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tell your husband to lock the closet because robert might get trapped in there and there's no ventilation system. AND NO FUCKING WAY JACK IS THE MOON HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.
            If robert has a quick hand then pewww has a quick gun if you know what i mean
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gatsbysparties

we're freeeeeeeeeeee.
          now let's make summer plans shall we
          btw where is that brat @lunar_society
          we're going to the mall with the miscs (short for miscellaneous. see what i did there?) to get rainbow whatevers and kfc but you're not going to buy bracelets from random crack heads.
          after we eat like helena at the mall we're going to get a gym whatever
          then we're going to your whatever house AND WE'RE GONNA GET THE BIG BOAT WITH THE WHATEVERS and SHARKY. then we will go to the whatever park and get cotton candy and ride the ferris wheel. 
          but for now, tonight, i mean, we should get some ice cream and go sit at the park next to my house

whatevered

@gatsbysparties  EWWW. Now it makes sense why you like sleeping alone on the floor. And I think the bed would be a little crowded if you, me and jack all slept there together. i would make sure you had his ponytail tickling your face.
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gatsbysparties

OF COURSE I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SLEEP IN OUR ROOM. He had sat comfortably at our bed like he owned the place. I always think people are going to sleep with me. When I was at 2nd grade, at summer camp, I'd gotten sick and they told me I had to sleep "at the doctor's" AND I FREAKIN' THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO SLEEP WITH THE DOCTOR AND I STARTED SCREAMING.
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whatevered

@gatsbysparties hahaha at the trip he had kissed me three times to get my temperature. not to mention the fact that he was so drunk he couldn't find a pulse. and you thought he was going to sleep with us. creepy.
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