"I'm gonna basically, uh, 9/11 this fucking plane." -Leafy

"Grab your fucking... your fucking dildo, and let's play this shit!" -Leafy

"p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
I LOVE YOU, JACOB SARTORIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Leafy

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"I will bring the wrath of a 1000 badger buttholes upon you!!!" -Jack

"When me and my girlfriend get together, we like to have a big, sweaty, dirty... game of Scrabble." -Jack

"If I had a nickel for every time that it rained in Ireland, I would only have one because IT NEVER FUCKING STOPS!!" -Jack

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"And I get coin- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWUTHAPPENEDTOME?! Did you see that?!!!" -Mark

"JESUS BALLS AND ASS COCK!!!!!!!" -Mark

"O-whoa-K balls? In my face? Did not request balls in my fa-yaa...balls in my dinner. Who t-bagged my di-oook." -Mark