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this is sooo random but i wrote this book called masked when i was fourteen… i’m eighteen now lmao and i just started writing on here again. idek if you’re still active haha, but my old user was sophienation212

Hi there! I hope you're doing good. So uhm, I was going through my followers and I came across yours, I realized that you haven't been keeping up with my books, XD. I understand that real life can be hectic sometimes but if you ever get the chance, please do not hesitate and I'd very much appreciate it if you check out my books!
          They are;
          “The Bluemoon Ball,” Fantasy(Novella)
          “A Demon A Day” Paranormal 
          “Of Monsters and Of Men||BWWM" Paranormal, Fantasy and urban. Nigerian romance. 
          “The Love Job” Nigerian romance. 
          Thanks ❤❤
          I look forward to your votes/comments and reviews. 

@soapsniffer22 thanks sm, ofc ill check it out xx

I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

gorlies please give me a wattpad book or a cute romance book to read RN or I'm gonna eat ur mum's toes xox

          Hiya b! Thank you so much for the follow. It really means a lot to me. Please do check out my book Unholy Matrimony in your free time. I'd love to hear your opinion on it. Keep being amazing. Cheers!
          
          

Hi there! Thanks a lot for the follow! Stay safe❤

Thank you for adding Expiration Date!

Hay girl thank you so much for the follow it made my day so much brighter......
          

Thanks for the follow sweetheart ❤️❤️❤️