@whatsmyotpyouask
ahh guys, i have a new book idea
It’s really cute (Harry Potter inspired) and I’m thinking about making it after exams so soonish? I’ve made the first chapter if you want I’ll post it!
And yes we are going to completely skip over the fact I have been gone for a year!
How are you?!
Please continue Erotic and Believe (oneshots) book
Hello! mhh, I would like to ask you if it was possible to translate some of your stories, like “quarantined” and the sequel,of course I will give all the necessary credits, thanks whatever your answer is!
do you...ever just want to bleach your eyes?
tell me that you had just a weird and awkward fvck experience with one of your guy friends without telling me you had a weird and awkward as fvck experience with your guy friends. i'll go first
so i'm staying over at his place cause like second home and stuff, he was like the 4th person to hold me after i was born so y'all can imagine we're like threads from the same string of yarn. anyway, he has a sister and like she and i are close too but i'm always drawn to him. so here i am crawling around in his bed getting ready to sleep (we always share a bed cause he's the only one who'll actually cuddle, his sister doesn't really hug anything and she also doesnt like sleeping with the AC on so it's just too hot to cuddle w/her) when i decided i need to go the bathroom. so the doors unlocked and the lights are off so OBVIOUSLY i am going to assume that there is no one in the bathroom so i'm not going to knock. i barge in and there he is literally sitting in like the ALMOST dark, the only coming from his laptop screen and he's sitting on the edge of the bathtub JACKING OFF so obviously i slam the door shut and the first thing i yell is "let's just forget this ever happened" because jfc that was traumatising-
@whatsmyotpyouask what makes it worse is that we live in a really really small town in Bali where everyone knows everyone and the entire town is convinced I'm his girlfriend...like I KNOW THE LEGAL AGE OF SEXUAL CONSENT IS 12 HERE BUT I AM 14 AND HE IS 19 that and the fact that i've known him my entire life and am pretty sure i turned out the way i am because he probably gave me severe brain damage with how many times he dropped me when we were younger... also when people ask if we're together we've essentially given up on denying it and just shrug and say 'sure' in the most unenthusiastic voice ever. we've turned it into a competition, who can sound the least excited when we reply. it's also really really awkward for me since i actually set him and his girlfriend up (yes i am cUpID bitch). i've known his girlfriend for 8 years so not as long as him but i introduced them to each other and when i tell you i found out that i had finally got his bad boy 'i only do one night stands' lonely ass someone he actually likes and asked out i have never felt so accomplished because now i can finally do my homework in peace... well...for a while anyway. because covid happened and his girlfriend moved to france and they're doing the whole long-distance thing but because of timezones now he's just buzzing around and bothering me and demanding i stay in bed or get in bed because and to quote 'i want snuggles, i demand exclusive rights to your hugs'. i'm like is he serious?? i'm literally half-way through my school day and he wants me to get back in bed??? and if he's not demanding hugs he's obnoxiously eating beside me or braiding/playing with my hair LIKE CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE. i appreciate that you love me but you are DISTRACTING also i'm so sorry that somehow turned into a whole-ass angry rant lmfao- and would you look at that, he's reading over my shoulder and bitching about how 'I AM NOT ANNOYING!' *long pause* 'but i do love you' god, he's an asshole-
@taeasstaetic PAHAHAHAHAHA omg i wanted to literally take out my ear drums my old guy best friend for some reason one day hav a rant about "girls get period crramps but have you ever woke up hard" and i literally punched him and then he went on about that i could help him with his morning wood and i literally havent spoken to him since :0)
Hi :)))
Hello!
@inlovewithbooks1997 im good thank you sweetheart,, sorry for the late replies i have like 2000 notifications to get through everyday,, ill check here more though !! how are you??
tell me that when you were young you had a younger cousin with an evident crush on you, without telling me that when you were younger you had a younger cousin with an evident crush on you.
i'll start, at one of his birthday parties, all my relatives were sitting at another table, but i was told to sit at this different one, he made this grand entrance, and walked to a table with me where he gave me a rose before we sat down and ate dinner, he was wearing a suit and i (and my sister who was at the other table) were the only cousins in proper dresses.. i felt very uncomfy but my aunts and uncles were weird and i was quite scared to ask what the fuvj was going on, my mum got me ice cream the day afterwards so it was fine :]
hi imysm ;-;
@whatsmyotpyouask that's really luckyy, i hope that actually works omg honestly i dont even know how any of these things work and im getting migraines about it but thankyouu, i appreciate it<3
@bbyvantae honestly same pri,, my exams are coming up but there are petitions for it to be cancelled so thats better? im sure youll be okay though bun, dont stress xx
@whatsmyotpyouask im okay i guess, freaking out bc exams soon and im going to fail but otherwise im finee, wbu bambi? :(
i hav a passion of annoyin u on here so that’s wot im gona do heheheheheeer
happy birthday to meeee~~~~~~
