𝒀 𝑶 𝑾 𝒁 𝑨

hey babes idk if you noticed but i stopped posting in here. so if you want to see any other stuff that i am currently working on im on ao3 using the same username. 

reasons why you should still wear kid’s underwear: written by otis 
          
          no. 1 just do it- nike 
          
          no. 2 who doesn’t want minions on their ass?
          
          no. 3 it’s more comfortable 
          
          no. 4 they are vry vry soft so that’s nice
          
          no. 5 they cost less at walmart than adult undies
          
          no. 6 what about all of the colours and designs? don’t you want awesome batman undies?
          
          that’s it. i hope i have convinced you to wear children’s undies. 

that time i had a mental breakdown at church camp cuz the other girls were being too loud while i was trying by to sleep and they played loud church music and i was still in the closet. also my hearing is sensitive and all of the other girls in the cabin and music was overwhelming so there was also that. 

maybe i just wanna go on a date to the pet shop just to look at sleeping bunnies and then make out lol

sometimes i want friends that i can go outside with and keep out late and hang out with. other times i’m so burnt out from just being strong my family. but i don’t have an my actual friends an and i isolate myself often so maybe this is how it’s supposed to be?? 
          
          also i have the really strong urge to stick a few fingers down my throat until i puke cuz there’s a real nasty feeling in the back of my throat

that time i jumped off a ledge and my family was almost worried until they remembered who my father was and let me jump my entire height off a ledge of an apartment onto an unstable hill and get up like nothing happened as they yelled “oh yeah it’s ok that’s calvin’s baby”

my life would be so much easier if i wasn’t so fûcking picky and was use attracted to pretty ladies 

okokokokok but guys what ifffffff i rebranded everything to plutosis?!?! otis needs honest opinions on this cuz it sounds really cool as fuck

is anybody interested in going on impromptu tacky dates with me? cuz like i just wanna hold someone and drive to literally nowhere and drink soda and juice and eat candy till we're sick all night with (probably piss in bushes too lmao). cuz like i just want to me close to someone.

omg i'm such a chad. virginity is cool, and so is consent! and if they don't think consent is cool dump this ass, cause big bro chad said so!