whenslaygoesslayer

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          	Every 'I'm touching myself tonight' person needs their 'I'm going to fucking kill you' person
          	(Deadpool and Wolverine)

whenslaygoesslayer

im going to say this but the comments in stories are so funny. liek it could very well be an emotional part and somebody says something really dumb and im like mid cry and i start cackling

whenslaygoesslayer

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i love coming home after a sports thing and every family member being home and sleeping but not noticing me locked out, even after calling multiple times lmao
          
          i just fucking love sitting outside in 100+ degree weather because nobody answers the phone if i call