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Me: *suddenly remembers I exist* wow

any open mafia rps around? those are kind of the only thing that seems interesting currently

kind of thinking about ditching Wattpad

Okay guys, my Art has drastically improved and I was thinking. Should I make an art book?

I have made a disturbing discovering. Vax'ildan looks exactly like Hans Matheson, I swear to god if Liam O'Brien did this intentionally I will sue

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? I don’t know, but I trapped it in my bedroom. Send help.

"Nice bolo tie" is the greatest compliment a person can ever receive.

Remember, if confronted by a librarian while looking for a book to check out, do not attempt to escape by climbing a tree. There are no trees in the library. And the precious moments it will take you to look around and realize this, will allow the librarian to strike.

Ask your doctor if right is left for you.

Hang a map of a place you will never go on your living room wall. Draw new streets. Tear off bodies of water. Wait for news crews to arrive.