Too attention whore-y, didn't read: Expect no updates for a while.
But Whimsy, why do you do this to us?!
Well, I'll tell you why.
I broke a promise, made an attempt on my life, and wound up in an emergency room for EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT.
It took the poor nurse (bless his soul) at least twenty minutes to wrap all of my wounds at ten pm.
I vomited into a hospital sink, got my blood drawn, had to pee in a cup, wore an oversized hospital gown that showed quite a bit, was questioned by a social worker and a detective, almost became an inpatient, had my stability questioned, survived 13 hours on a quarter of a bowl of cereal, all in all, an awful experience. Would not recommend.
I'm sorry sorry sorry, yes, I'm fine, yes, I'll be okay, yes, I'll start updating soon though. I just need some time to recover, so please grant me that much.
I had to be forced to retch Fruity Pebbles into an emergency room sink.
Take pity on me.
I'm sorry, I love you all,
Later!
~Jinx/Whimsy