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the longer I exist the more I wish I didn’t lol 

don’t even breathe in my vicinity if you aren’t harry styles or else I will have you arrested for assault 

being this untalented all the time is hard work 

I have to poop but the toilets aren’t working and outside is cold  #wishingihadatoilet ;(

everyone’s statuses on here are so funny, this app may be shit but y’all definitely aren’t 
          keep up the good work you emotional disasters
          
          xo,
          the biggest baby in the midwest 

also harry styles 

I feel like I've been lack in g in funnee content 4 u guies so I'm gonna make it up in the span of 5 hours, starting tomorrow caus thas a Lot of wOrk

treat people with kindness 

the rugrats in paris movie is so goddamn sad and beautiful and funny, how has this movie not won an oscar?
          
          this movie is kicking in maternal instincts i never knew i had. 

if only i was y/n and my parents couldn't pay rent so they sold me to harry styles