Fun facts about yours truly:

I'm fluent in bad comebacks and awkwardness.

My social and real-life-friend-making skills are about as existent as my ability to play football -- the last time I tried to play, I might have almost accidentally knocked the other person out.

Hydrogen peroxide stings like a fils de pute -- pardon my French (bad pun intended)

I try to be honest, but it's hard to be nice and still tell the truth, you feel?

I honestly believe that if everyone was willing to let their egos down, then the world would be a much better place.

I'm actually a unicorn (but - shhhhhhhh - it's a secret).

My biggest Wattpad pet peeve is no capitalization at the start of every single sentence. Once is an accident. A hundred times is not. I'm no Wattpad expert, but is it really that hard to hit the "shift" button every once in a while -- say maybe at the beginning of a sentence? 

My biggest "real-world" pet peeve is people trying to stereotype me. Just because I sometimes wear glasses does not automatically mean that I will know the answer to every question in the world.







































Congratulations! 
You've made it to the bottom of my bio! Yay! Now your life is complete and you can live the rest of your life spreading joy to children in need. Seriously, go help people. It'll make you feel good knowing you've done something good with your life.