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Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
          Cause i can't put on my mascara without opening my mouth hahaha

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk

If ducks have eyes and so do humans then aren't we all ducks?