What have we learn
1. Don't chug a bottle of water
2. If you weren't a rich straight white man in the 1800s, your life probably sucked
3. You can feel bad for jerks
4. Losing your favorite childhood toy sucks
5. Don't make impulsive decisions
6. Explain everything in detail to someone including why
7. Dark humor is fun
8. Some people love criticism, others hate it
9. You can literally be balling your eyes and still have people ask you if you are ok and when they ask you what is wrong, you can't answer because you are crying too much. Then the principal will look you dead in the eyes and not do thing and the thing that brings you joy is the fact that you have a new music folder because you destroyed your old one.
10. Teddy Roosevelt is great