"THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!!"
~some random kid from The Incredibles

*awkwardly waves* HI FRENS

So I used to not have anything under here but I decided that's no fun

My name is Natalie but I also answer to SwagMaster3000 or Lord Farquaad (mostly it's just me referring to myself as those names but whatever)

I don't write stories cause I'm not talented but I live vicariously through other people's writing talents 

I don't really know what else to say I'm your average teenage loser

*makes pained Ted Cruz smile* *backs into the shadows*