I LOVE ONE DIRECTION AND I WILL MARRY NIALL HORAN other than that small amount of crazy im pretty normal i like skittles and sea food cause i live on an island in the pasific i like sleeping with sirens and ellie goulding and lana del ray and of course my babies (1D) most of my stories will probs be fanfic about 1 D im 16 years so whatever bye xx

97% of teens would cry if they saw a directionator standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. Im one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SILLY RETARD!

“I spend so much time with Niall. Sometimes I do an irish accent without noticing“ - Liam Payne

“I think it's weird that some guys split bills with the girl on a date. I think the boy should pay for the girl.”- Zayn Malik

“The fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.” - Niall Horan

“I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever could just by pressing her follow button.” - Harry Styles

"If a guy is taken his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat."- Louis Tomlinson

FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR AND I WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND (sparkling-whores-and-glencoco.tumblr.com)
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-I am a flirt
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-I am single ;)
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❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Secretly married to Niall
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I do covers (just so you know)
Niall finds it attractive when girls can speak more than one language
Me:I can speak whale ;)
✔ Verified Directioner

Mom-You need to clean up the kitchen
Me-*Hands Mom sock*
Mom-What is this? Go put it away!*hands it back*
Me-Master has given Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!*runs to room and shuts door*
  • Niall's House
  • JoinedOctober 26, 2012



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@TakenByTheAngels okay so your comment has made my day your song are awesome and im too lazy to write them all down and my wifi is being a whore so i put it in my reading list so i can download them...
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