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Happy late birthday 

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@croovies Happy birthday cocksucker

I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS I AM SO SORRY HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU

Thank you guys!!

@whothrewawayhershot omg happy birthday!!

Not scientific but it’s probably considered to be one of those ‘taboo’ ships. That, or all the writers are gay (that last part was a joke)

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YOU DELETED MY MESSAGE I WILL NOT BE SILENCED 

Boom passed the algorithm

@croovies  f u c k y o u 

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@whothrewawayhershot block some mfs u know how it is

Hitteth 'r miss, i guess they nev'r miss, i understand you not?
            thee did get a boyfriend, i did bet he doesn't kiss ya (mwah!)
            he gon' findeth another wench and he wonneth't miss ya
            he gon' skrrt and hitteth the dab like wiz khalifa
            thee playeth with those folk balls like it’s fifa
            thee wonneth every level, you’re the vaward, ooh
            thee hath used to worketh at whataburger
            anon thee pop thy pussy f'r the warner brothers
            (and yond bangs, bro)
            shots fired, you’re fir'd
            you’re wash'd up, you’re did retire
            thy kitty looks like a champain tire (eww!)
            i did bet yond thy kitty real not restful
            perfect!

In conclusion: hit or miss

there are, indeed, only two possible outcomes: either a surgical, precise hit, or a ridiculous, laughable miss. however, based in my observations, i believe the chances of the second option turning out to be true are fairly low, dare i say are negligible, if not absolutely nil. you affirm that you have a romantic companion who identifies as a man, am i correct? well, in that case, i could safely place a bet on the fact that he doesn't so often, if at all perform mouth-to-mouth or mouth-to-cheek contact for recreational purposes with you. if such a bet was placed, i would most certainly win it. overly loud and exaggerated noises of the kind of physical contact i described before. i can also affirm with a good certainty that this said "boyfriend" shall, in the future, cease his current search for anorther romantic companion other than you. when such a thing happens, he will settle with her, abandoning you. he is also not going to miss you a bit. i also predict that he will do the so-called "skrrt", which is no more than the sound of a vehicle's engine and tires running at full throttle, but still before such vehicle catches momentum. he is, finally, going to perform the head and arms movement popularly known as "dab", in the exact precise ways that the DJ known as "Wiz Khalifa" so often does that it became a personal trait.