Sabrina "Ree" Vorpahl

DAN AND PHIL ARE LEGIT TEN MILES FROM MY ACTUAL HOUSE RIGT NOW.
          AND I CAN'T GO SEE THEIR SHOW BECAUSE THERE ARE NO HANDICAP SEATS AVAILABLE. FRICKITY FRACK PATTY WHACK WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME.

Sorry for not updating on Saturday, everyone. I'm so so so ill, I couldn't do anything except lay on my basement floor smothered in seven quilts whilst watching old Lost episodes and eating Symphony chocolate and drinking grape juice.
          I'll update either today or tomorrow, promise.

Hey, everyone.
          Sorry about the last minuteness and stuff, but I'm going on hiatus for the next couple weeks. I'll probably update sporadically, whenever I have time, but I need to take a break, for my mental health. I want to write my fanfics as perfect as I can, for you guys, and honestly, I can't do that with the anxiety and depression I'm dealing with at the moment. I'm really struggling with the emotional pain from my disease and I just feel like crap all the time.
          Anyways, I want you to know I'm sorry, again. I thought I should let everyone know, rather than leave you hanging.
          Love you all to the moon and back. Thank you for supporting me thus far, and I'll see you when I see you :)

Hewwo my lovelies. For those of you who are wondering, with the school semester starting on Monday (someone please kill me before then), I'll get my crippled-perks laptop and I'll be able to update at least twice a week for each phanfic! My plans for that are:
          Why Me? -- Monday, Wednesday, and the occasional Friday
          Stay Away From My Friends -- Tuesday, Saturday, and the occasional Thursday
          If you've got any questions or suggestions or want me to update more often, let me know in the comments somewhere around here. :)
          YOU ARE ALL INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEINGS OKAY BYE

I was totally planning on uploading tonight, but I'm totally swamped. So so so sorry, guys! :/ *like geez who needs sleep when my soul has been dead for seven years ugh* I'll publish it tomorrow, I promise, and be prepared; it's a craplong chapter. ;P