whyhaveigotthisapp

Guys I’m alive. Risen from the dead, practically crawled out of my tomb.but I’m here and now I’ve got a shit ton of chapters to read 

I had my first day back at school today and let’s just say that if I didn’t want to off myself before, I definitely do now.
          
          Like wtf year 7’s are a different breed this year I got shouted at by a whole group of them so I told them to get out of the way but in French ( if you get what I mean) because they were in the fkn corridor blocking everyone from moving like it was like they were a bunch of geese in a gaggle. Also my school spent all its money of a new dinner hall so they had no money to get school photos so one of the IT people were doing it with a webcam like not even a camera and to top it off I had to get another chair because all the people are like 6 foot something and I’m literally 5 foot so all you could see was the top of my head. I also got shat on by a ducking seagull.

Besties I pierced my own ear 

I was bout to apologise then you called my non existent di k small. Anyway go vote on my face reveal<33

Okay I’ve never done one of these before so if no one replies that will be embarrassing and I’ll have to just ‍♀️
          But anyways I bought punk 57 and let me tell you the  is maddddd
          Like I have to take breaks to scream into my pillow. I’ve also fell in love 
           with Misha which is slight concerning considering when I finish the
           book my heart will probably  but I’m not at that stage yet so it’s all good my g’s

Thank you for voting on The Key To Her Calm, it’s only a couple of chapters but I hope your enjoying what you’ve seen so far : ) <3 @whyhaveigotthisapp