Wattpad's consumers: surviving on a diet of romance and fanfiction. They navigate through cheesy plots and clichéd tropes, but face some humorous challenges:
Never-ending cliffhangers: Hours invested, only to be greeted by "To be continued..." It's like being left hanging by a sloth on a rollercoaster.
Grammar gone wild: Commas, apostrophes, and missing words perform acrobatics, traumatizing your inner English teacher. Punctuation rules flee in fear!
The cliché vortex: Wattpad thrives on clichés. Brooding bad boys, shy bookish girls-the parade of predictability rivals participation trophies.
Fanfiction fandemonium: Where logic and continuity hide. Sherlock Holmes with SpongeBob? Prepare for bewildering crossovers that question your existence.
The elusive update schedule: Promises of weekly updates vanish like punctual unicorns. Waiting turns you into an anxious squirrel, perpetually disappointed.
But the Wattpad consumers persists, seeking their next literary adventure. Brace yourself for clichés, grammar chaos, and the quest for closure. Get ready for the Wattpad rollercoaster ride!
As a writer, I present to you the humorous cons of being a devoted Wattpad consumer, navigating through cliffhangers, grammar chaos, clichés, fanfiction fandemonium, and the elusive update schedule <3
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Story by whynotchilling
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His Deception
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Asher's eyes burned with desire as he leaned in, his breath hot against my trembling skin.
"Don't stop...