wilddflowerrss

whelp it's august, time to grieve the ex who wasn't really an ex because we never actually dated, courtesy of taylor swift

wilddflowerrss

i just cracked an egg my neighbors gave me from their chickens to make some scrambled eggs and i kid you not, there was the start of a chicken fetus in there. the "chickens lay unfertilized eggs" thing may be true for most eggs but not for this egg, this wretched egg. when i tell you my heart dropped into my feet and my stomach crept out of my mouth-

wilddflowerrss

church sleepaway camp is brutally underrated. no where else have i seen an army of teenagers standing on chairs with hysterical joy because we got dead last place. and nowhere else do the boys break curfew to rub each other down in canola oil.