HEY! 
Call me NAI!  (which, funnily enough, mean 'barber' in Hindi. 

Writing, to me, is like an escape.

I'm awfully introverted and as all introverted people would, I prefer to avoid conflict and intense emotions to the best of my abilities. However I'm strongly independent but horribly ditsy.

I like to believe I have a slaptastic and extremely fantastic sense of humour, even though I laugh at things like "I WILL BUY 'MURICA FOR TWO GOAT!" 

I have blue hair, and more toys in my room than my baby brother. I also have too many books, which I haven't even read yet.

I hate cooking, cleaning or keeping house and my mum dreads the day I live on my own. 

Pants, I feel are unnecessary and more often than naught, you will spy me dancing around to the chicken song sans said item of clothing. 

I am rubbish at sports and being active, therefore to get me to leave the house you would have to bribe me with food. (I also accept cash and shoes) 

I sometimes draw. 

Alt-j, Coldplay and James blunt are life. 

Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are water. 

Marvel and Disney are oxygen. 

I'm Indian, the original kind (sorry Pocahontas, but Indians are my people.) However I make a shitty Indian for I haven't seen the Taj Mahal, I cannot tolerate spice of any kind and I'm not a tech whiz. 

If you have't noticed already, I tend to ramble 

So read and let read, my peasants! 

-Nai