Me when I actually have time to go read a book:
okay, protagonist has been introduced to hot guy ✅
Person who introduced the two excuses themself ✅
Protagonist and hot guy start arguing ✅
Start making out ✅ Hold up HONEY NOOO YOU JUST MET THIS MAN LITERALLY THREE MINUTES AGO ♀️♀️
Is it just me who wants to give characters a slap in the face?