Heeeeyyyyy ppl. My name is Lexee , but dude, just call me willlow with 3 Ls!
Sooooooooooo, some thing I know about you :
1:you are reading or scanning this.
2: you are a member on wattpad or you sister or brother left the wattpad window up on their computer and you are looking at their info.(not smart both of you!)
3: you are human.
4:you are about to read six.
6:you just skipped five.
7:you are laughing because A what I just put B your mistake or C you told your mom you'll be off the computer in a couple secs.(adult humor.)
7:you just said secs.
8:you read seven twice.
9:you know how to read.
10:you made it to the end.
FUN FACTS:
Watching Spongebob lowers your IQ.
When you get bitten by a mosquito it injects its salivia it to your skin and that is why it itches.
You have a better chance of dying because of a coconut falling on your head than a shark eating you.
Rabbits don't need glasses because they eat carrots and carrots make you see better.
Dogs don't die if they eat chocolate, they just throw up every where.(Learned that the hard way! :P)
Reading comic books and books with lots of pictures make you more creative.
Chocolate eaters live aproximately a year longer than non-chocolate eaters.
Sharks have more than 1 row of teeth.
80% of dentist get bitten by adult more than kids.(Just guessing!)
Kids die every 3 seconds and adults die every 5 seconds. :*(
: {) moostace!
- JoinedJanuary 1, 2013
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