I would like to tell you a little bit about myself which you will know after I tell you. I'm only a day older then I was yesterday, which was which wasn't long ago so I don't have anything to complain about there. The last thing I ate was lunch, which was good, as I'm sure you all can imagine. The last time I got a letter was when it came in the mail box and I opened it up to read my letter, which had words. After that i replied with more words, which I thought of myself, and sent it. We only lived in this house after we got here, before that we lived else where. I always know where everything is, which is where I left it last, unless someone moved it, then it's somewhere else. I never sleep unless I'm tired, and only read when i have the time. Do you know where time goes when we don't have the time? Or what it does? I don't, and every time I try to find it, I then have the time, but then it flies away when I'm not looking. Once I saw it, someone said, "look at the time!" and I saw it flying out the window of the building I was in. Only once did I leave a Golden Slipper at a ball, and When I came back, there it was, lying on the ground with three men surrounding it, but no one picked it up, so I did not get my Prince Charming that night. I have never been on a date, and I have no intention to. I have a wonderful dad, with a wonderfully large gun, which all my guy friends have come to find out. My house is very clean at the moment, if you over look the mess, and I am very comfortable, unless something is bothering me. I am always happy, unless I am sad, which only happens if something is wrong. It never rains outside, except when it's wet, and the sun is always present unless it's night. I am glad you have taken the time to read this, which either means you are bored, or you are fascinated with my wonderful life, which is rather full of comings and goings, unless I have nothing to do and nowhere to go. Thank you, and good night. *curtsies graciously to the audience*