today on the date i wrote this i wanted to eat paper, then i thought the possible side affects of eating paper, i had nothing, so i just left the subject

i learned about rainbow jingles.

i am now the oracle

i am the cultivator of sassafras

if you want some sass you can go buy it for free, if you want something inspirational come and vist me every sunday i guess


i am a panther, i hate pluto  and nepture,

Saturn and earth and the other planets i don't know may live

i thought of shootin a duck, but i thought the taste of a duck would be.... quacky

i saw a lunchables advertisement and i thought it was mixed up

i love putting things in my mouth like a crazy 5-year old

i wont find out what xoxoxo till i find out what it means ( don't ruin my ignorance)

i find it weird you are still reading, i thought any sane person would stop at just reading the name since i part of the McGucket clan

don't bother a panther, when its sleeping unless you intend to sleep with him.

my name would be considered john if i was actually in the bible

i am not originally American or originally know English

if message me that you have a crush on me i will give you a thumbs up emoji and tell you to keep following your dreams ( me ) :P

i just farted heheheh

i don't think i have anything else to write

i found something to write

i have a fear of the dark

i have a fear or playing five nights are Freddie's

i wonder what chocolate cheese while playing fnaf in darkness would taste like

i found your persistence of reading my text quite impressive

i think pain is hilarious

i find stupidity amusing

i am not talking about anyone who is reading this

i am drinking milk

this might not be a game theory

good night to ya laddies

i am not irish

my brother is talking about catching farts

i used to be  nice till i found being nicer is easier

i still fear the dark

i think no one under the age of 12 should watch gravity falls

nightmare fuel

horses hard to clean

onward good magisword